I think men are banging in my gym's sauna.

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AstroManLuca

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Jun 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: lxskllr
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Men have been having "encounters" in men's locker rooms, steam rooms, and saunas since time began...

Fixed that.

Really? I'm not so sure about that. I think you have to be at least half queer to get it on with another dude. I've been pretty close to a few guys over the years, but sauna "encounters" have never entered my mind.

I've been told of more allegedly straight guys doing things with each other in saunas, etc., than gay men. Just cause you do it a time or two doesn't make you gay for life. ;)

If your balls don't touch, it's not gay.
 

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
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That's funny because my friend asked me if I wanted to go sit in the sauna today. NOW I know what he meant.
 

Newbian

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Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: lxskllr
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Men have been having "encounters" in men's locker rooms, steam rooms, and saunas since time began...

Fixed that.

Really? I'm not so sure about that. I think you have to be at least half queer to get it on with another dude. I've been pretty close to a few guys over the years, but sauna "encounters" have never entered my mind.

I've been told of more allegedly straight guys doing things with each other in saunas, etc., than gay men. Just cause you do it a time or two doesn't make you gay for life. ;)

If your balls don't touch, it's not gay.

What if they meet in the middle of another guy?
 

n yusef

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Feb 20, 2005
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GeekDrew is right. It's mostly straight-identified men doing shit in saunas, bathrooms, parks, etc.
 

MrMatt

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Hey MrMatt, meet me in the women's sauna :evil:

See how those things happen? :Q

I waited for 2 hours and you never came.




I went back today and the sign definitely said what I thought it said. I asked a trainer that works there who's a friend of mine. He hadn't actually seen the sign yet (the sauna is at the end of a hall in the locker room, so it's kind of out of the way...ugh). He guessed that there were gays in there sucking each others jaggons or something.
2 hours? I definitely came by then. ;) :evil:


someone's in heat....
 

rudder

Lifer
Nov 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: Regs
Originally posted by: OCguy
What is this world coming to when you cant have a quick lemon party in a public sauna without getting shut down?

I actually had to look that up. Ewwww

I looked it up some time ago. Had forgetten about it. Now it is back in my head dammit.
 

OCGuy

Lifer
Jul 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: n yusef
GeekDrew is right. It's mostly straight-identified men doing shit in saunas, bathrooms, parks, etc.

Who cares how you are "identified"? If you are doing homosexual activity on a regular basis, you are not straight.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: lxskllr
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Men have been having "encounters" in men's locker rooms, steam rooms, and saunas since time began...

Fixed that.

Really? I'm not so sure about that. I think you have to be at least half queer to get it on with another dude. I've been pretty close to a few guys over the years, but sauna "encounters" have never entered my mind.

I've been told of more allegedly straight guys doing things with each other in saunas, etc., than gay men. Just cause you do it a time or two doesn't make you gay for life. ;)

Whoa! I'd have never thought that. I thought once you came out of that closet, the door closed and locked behind you and there was no going back.


If you're sexing with other men...you're gay. Whether you identify as "GAY" or not, if you engage in sexual relations with other men...you're gay...only once does not mean you were "curious," it means you're gay.
 

n yusef

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Feb 20, 2005
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Voltaire said, "Once a philosopher, twice a pervert." I tried out the breeder sex once, but never again because I'm no pervert.
 

hiromizu

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Jul 6, 2007
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Originally posted by: n yusef
Voltaire said, "Once a philosopher, twice a pervert." I tried out the breeder sex once, but never again because I'm no pervert.

lolz
 

venkman

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Apr 19, 2007
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If the balls touch in the sauna and no one hears, are they really gay?
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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I was a member of the Sports Connection when I lived in the South Bay area of Los Angeles (this was over a decade ago) and I was working in Hollywood at the time so I went to the West Los Angeles Sports Connection once after work to avoid the traffic before going home...I even showered there. Man, that was an eye opening experience. It was like a gay bath house down there. :shocked:

I never went back to that club again...
 

StageLeft

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Sep 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: spidey07
What pray tell is this "evidence of inappropriate conduct" the public safety commission would find?
Seminal residue on the hot rocks to add a certain Je ne sais quoi to the odors in the room.
 

MrMatt

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: spidey07
What pray tell is this "evidence of inappropriate conduct" the public safety commission would find?
Seminal residue on the hot rocks to add a certain Je ne sais quoi to the odors in the room.

oh FUCK that is nasty
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Originally posted by: n yusef
Voltaire said, "Once a philosopher, twice a pervert." I tried out the breeder sex once, but never again because I'm no pervert.



Hmmm...I thought you were openly homosexual. IMO, that makes you a pervert.

Main Entry: 2per·vert
Pronunciation: \'p?r-?v?rt
Function: noun
Date: circa 1661
: one that has been perverted; specifically : one given to some form of sexual perversion


OR, would you prefer "Sexual Deviant?"


:D