I think men are banging in my gym's sauna.

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DAPUNISHER

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Originally posted by: schmedy
YMCA in VT
Just so happens one of the State Senators was doing a similar thing at the YMCA here, and his excuse is that he had a head injury a couple years ago and he doesn't always know what he is doing. Of course he won't step down, and is even thinking of running for a higher office, he can be the new Fapping Czar for Obama.

:laugh: Hell, he is probably playing pocket pool in that pic.
 
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Originally posted by: schmedy
YMCA in VT
Just so happens one of the State Senators was doing a similar thing at the YMCA here, and his excuse is that he had a head injury a couple years ago and he doesn't always know what he is doing. Of course he won't step down, and is even thinking of running for a higher office, he can be the new Fapping Czar for Obama.

You have to like an elected official who excuses public masturbation by saying he has a brain injury and doesn't know what he's doing. Really? That's your excuse? You actually think I'd rather vote for someone who randomly blacks out and has no idea what the fuck they're doing than someone who likes to rub one out when nature calls? What the hell is wrong with voters in this country? What a complete fucking idiot.
 

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Originally posted by: Regs
Originally posted by: OCguy
What is this world coming to when you cant have a quick lemon party in a public sauna without getting shut down?

I actually had to look that up. Ewwww

:laugh:
you fool.
 

MrMatt

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Hey MrMatt, meet me in the women's sauna :evil:

See how those things happen? :Q

I waited for 2 hours and you never came.




I went back today and the sign definitely said what I thought it said. I asked a trainer that works there who's a friend of mine. He hadn't actually seen the sign yet (the sauna is at the end of a hall in the locker room, so it's kind of out of the way...ugh). He guessed that there were gays in there sucking each others jaggons or something.
 

TehMac

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Originally posted by: schmedyand his excuse is that he had a head injury a couple years ago and he doesn't always know what he is doing. .

That could apply to the current U.S. government in its entirety.
 

K1052

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Steam rooms/saunas at gyms are notorious for 'straight" guys banging each other or otherwise indulging their taboo same sex urges.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Hey MrMatt, meet me in the women's sauna :evil:

See how those things happen? :Q

I waited for 2 hours and you never came.




I went back today and the sign definitely said what I thought it said. I asked a trainer that works there who's a friend of mine. He hadn't actually seen the sign yet (the sauna is at the end of a hall in the locker room, so it's kind of out of the way...ugh). He guessed that there were gays in there sucking each others jaggons or something.
2 hours? I definitely came by then. ;) :evil:
 

BoomerD

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You're surprised at this?

Homosexuals have been having "encounters" in men's locker rooms, steam rooms, and saunas since time began...
 

lxskllr

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Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Men have been having "encounters" in men's locker rooms, steam rooms, and saunas since time began...

Fixed that.

Really? I'm not so sure about that. I think you have to be at least half queer to get it on with another dude. I've been pretty close to a few guys over the years, but sauna "encounters" have never entered my mind.
 

GeekDrew

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Originally posted by: lxskllr
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Men have been having "encounters" in men's locker rooms, steam rooms, and saunas since time began...

Fixed that.

Really? I'm not so sure about that. I think you have to be at least half queer to get it on with another dude. I've been pretty close to a few guys over the years, but sauna "encounters" have never entered my mind.

I've been told of more allegedly straight guys doing things with each other in saunas, etc., than gay men. Just cause you do it a time or two doesn't make you gay for life. ;)
 

lxskllr

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Originally posted by: GeekDrew


I've been told of more allegedly straight guys doing things with each other in saunas, etc., than gay men.

Just because they can't be true to themselves...

Originally posted by: GeekDrew


Just cause you do it a time or two doesn't make you gay for life. ;)

I thought that was why they didn't want homosexuals to give blood, so other people didn't catch "teh gay" :^P
 

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Originally posted by: lxskllr
Originally posted by: GeekDrew


I've been told of more allegedly straight guys doing things with each other in saunas, etc., than gay men.

Just because they can't be true to themselves...

Originally posted by: GeekDrew


Just cause you do it a time or two doesn't make you gay for life. ;)

I thought that was why they didn't want homosexuals to give blood, so other people didn't catch "teh gay" :^P

Just how rough are you doing it if you are swapping blood during the fun time? ;)
 

SunnyD

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Hey MrMatt, meet me in the women's sauna :evil:

See how those things happen? :Q

I waited for 2 hours and you never came.




I went back today and the sign definitely said what I thought it said. I asked a trainer that works there who's a friend of mine. He hadn't actually seen the sign yet (the sauna is at the end of a hall in the locker room, so it's kind of out of the way...ugh). He guessed that there were gays in there sucking each others jaggons or something.
2 hours? I definitely came by then. ;) :evil:

Must not have been very good if MrMatt didn't notice.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Hey MrMatt, meet me in the women's sauna :evil:

See how those things happen? :Q

I waited for 2 hours and you never came.




I went back today and the sign definitely said what I thought it said. I asked a trainer that works there who's a friend of mine. He hadn't actually seen the sign yet (the sauna is at the end of a hall in the locker room, so it's kind of out of the way...ugh). He guessed that there were gays in there sucking each others jaggons or something.
2 hours? I definitely came by then. ;) :evil:

Must not have been very good if MrMatt didn't notice.

I was trying to be quiet :Q
 

SonnyDaze

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Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: lxskllr
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Men have been having "encounters" in men's locker rooms, steam rooms, and saunas since time began...

Fixed that.

Really? I'm not so sure about that. I think you have to be at least half queer to get it on with another dude. I've been pretty close to a few guys over the years, but sauna "encounters" have never entered my mind.

I've been told of more allegedly straight guys doing things with each other in saunas, etc., than gay men. Just cause you do it a time or two doesn't make you gay for life. ;)

Whoa! I'd have never thought that. I thought once you came out of that closet, the door closed and locked behind you and there was no going back.
 

SunnyD

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Hey MrMatt, meet me in the women's sauna :evil:

See how those things happen? :Q

I waited for 2 hours and you never came.




I went back today and the sign definitely said what I thought it said. I asked a trainer that works there who's a friend of mine. He hadn't actually seen the sign yet (the sauna is at the end of a hall in the locker room, so it's kind of out of the way...ugh). He guessed that there were gays in there sucking each others jaggons or something.
2 hours? I definitely came by then. ;) :evil:

Must not have been very good if MrMatt didn't notice.

I was trying to be quiet :Q

Unpossible. Women can't be quiet. They're always loud, whether faking or for real.