I think men are banging in my gym's sauna.

[MrMatt]

So I haven't been in the sauna at my gym in ages, I'm bulking, makes no sense to do it. I'm beginning a cut again soon, and was considering going in there for about 15 minutes after my workouts, as I enjoy the feeling. I noticed a sign next to the door that read something like: "This sauna is monitored by staff members throughout the day. Anyone engaging in inappropriate behavior may have their memberships revoked and/or be prosecuted. The department of public health inspects this sauna regularly and any evidence of inappropriate conduct will result in the sauna being shut down. We put these saunas in both the men's and women's locker-rooms for everyone's enjoyment. Let's all make sure they don't get shut down"


W.T.F. There's no way in fuck I am using that sauna again.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

It's fun to stay at the YMCA...

-EDIT- Op below.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: MrMatt
So I haven't been in the sauna at my gym in ages, I'm bulking, makes no sense to do it. I'm beginning a cut again soon, and was considering going in there for about 15 minutes after my workouts, as I enjoy the feeling. I noticed a sign next to the door that read something like: "This sauna is monitored by staff members throughout the day. Anyone engaging in inappropriate behavior may have their memberships revoked and/or be prosecuted. The department of public health inspects this sauna regularly and any evidence of inappropriate conduct will result in the sauna being shut down. We put these saunas in both the men's and women's locker-rooms for everyone's enjoyment. Let's all make sure they don't get shut down"


W.T.F. There's no way in fuck I am using that sauna again.

Wow, fucking gross.

 

[dudeman007]

fap fap fap

 

[nakedfrog]

Don't be a narc, dude.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Nasty...

 

[MrMatt]

Originally posted by: dudeman007
fap fap fap

yeah.....what 'evidence' did they find. And did someone step in it.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: MrMatt
So I haven't been in the sauna at my gym in ages, I'm bulking, makes no sense to do it. I'm beginning a cut again soon, and was considering going in there for about 15 minutes after my workouts, as I enjoy the feeling. I noticed a sign next to the door that read something like: "This sauna is monitored by staff members throughout the day. Anyone engaging in inappropriate behavior may have their memberships revoked and/or be prosecuted. The department of public health inspects this sauna regularly and any evidence of inappropriate conduct will result in the sauna being shut down. We put these saunas in both the men's and women's locker-rooms for everyone's enjoyment. Let's all make sure they don't get shut down"


W.T.F. There's no way in fuck I am using that sauna again.

those signs tend to be by many saunas, because that stuff does happen. Rarely will you see it as a popular gym because there's no chance for anyone to be really alone.

But you will see some fat ass men thinking it's fine to be nude in the sauna if its in the locker rooms.
I hate locker room saunas for that reason, letting it all hang out, reading a news paper with legs spread. FFS, seriously?!
Thankfully I've never needed a sauna, and haven't had a gym membership in forever. At the saunas at OSU's gym is actually outside of the locker rooms, with glass front. Not a fan of saunas anyhow though. I dislike high humidity coupled with hot days, why would I voluntarily place myself in that situation?

 

[PepePeru]

a friend of mine worked as a handyman for a local YMCA.

he told me of a similar sign & "issues".

 

[joesmoke]

the dude that uses the hand-dryer on his junk and shaves naked has to relax somewhere...

 

[spidey07]

What pray tell is this "evidence of inappropriate conduct" the public safety commission would find?

 

[MrMatt]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: MrMatt
So I haven't been in the sauna at my gym in ages, I'm bulking, makes no sense to do it. I'm beginning a cut again soon, and was considering going in there for about 15 minutes after my workouts, as I enjoy the feeling. I noticed a sign next to the door that read something like: "This sauna is monitored by staff members throughout the day. Anyone engaging in inappropriate behavior may have their memberships revoked and/or be prosecuted. The department of public health inspects this sauna regularly and any evidence of inappropriate conduct will result in the sauna being shut down. We put these saunas in both the men's and women's locker-rooms for everyone's enjoyment. Let's all make sure they don't get shut down"


W.T.F. There's no way in fuck I am using that sauna again.

those signs tend to be by many saunas, because that stuff does happen. Rarely will you see it as a popular gym because there's no chance for anyone to be really alone.

But you will see some fat ass men thinking it's fine to be nude in the sauna if its in the locker rooms.
I hate locker room saunas for that reason, letting it all hang out, reading a news paper with legs spread. FFS, seriously?!
Thankfully I've never needed a sauna, and haven't had a gym membership in forever. At the saunas at OSU's gym is actually outside of the locker rooms, with glass front. Not a fan of saunas anyhow though. I dislike high humidity coupled with hot days, why would I voluntarily place myself in that situation?

sauna is dry heat, steam rooms are wet.

But yeah, I hate those guys that are spread eagle in the things. That sign was NEVER up for the first few months I went there, and that sauna had been there for a couple years apparently. They must've found 'evidence'.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Originally posted by: spidey07
What pray tell is this "evidence of inappropriate conduct" the public safety commission would find?

When you walk in, you find yourself "helm's deep" in used condoms.

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: surfsatwerk

Originally posted by: spidey07
What pray tell is this "evidence of inappropriate conduct" the public safety commission would find?

When you walk in, you find yourself "helm's deep" in used condoms.

... and it smells like shit :^(

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: surfsatwerk

Originally posted by: spidey07
What pray tell is this "evidence of inappropriate conduct" the public safety commission would find?

When you walk in, you find yourself "helm's deep" in used condoms.

I was thinking semen on the floor/walls/ceiling.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Damn... now I got that Buck Cherry song stuck in my head "It wasn't me!"

 

[ViviTheMage]

hahahaha

 

[venkman]

sorry, i'll be more discrete next time.

 

[PepePeru]

Originally posted by: venkman
sorry, i'll be more discrete next time.

taps foot

 

[eldorado99]

At least they aren't clogging the drains in the showers...

 

[schmedy]

YMCA in VT
Just so happens one of the State Senators was doing a similar thing at the YMCA here, and his excuse is that he had a head injury a couple years ago and he doesn't always know what he is doing. Of course he won't step down, and is even thinking of running for a higher office, he can be the new Fapping Czar for Obama.

 

[OCGuy]

What is this world coming to when you cant have a quick lemon party in a public sauna without getting shut down?

 

[Regs]

That's like using a public toilet and having the toilet water splash right up on your face. As you leave there is a sign that says "Danger, toilet water might hit you the face"

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: schmedy
YMCA in VT
Just so happens one of the State Senators was doing a similar thing at the YMCA here, and his excuse is that he had a head injury a couple years ago and he doesn't always know what he is doing. Of course he won't step down, and is even thinking of running for a higher office, he can be the new Fapping Czar for Obama.

LOL. At least he could of said he was just trying to keep his nutts warm.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: OCguy
What is this world coming to when you cant have a quick lemon party in a public sauna without getting shut down?

I actually had to look that up. Ewwww