I think I'm gonna be a douchebag.

[shortylickens]

For Halloween.

I've got two general categories:

Whats your preference?
Keep in mind I have a hairy chest so I could play off that.

 

[Mayne]

sadly they don't look like douchebags to me. probably pay thier rent and do the dishes.

 

[Jeeebus]

Third option would be to just staple a bunch of your forum posts to your body. People would get the general idea after glancing at a few.

 

[lxskllr]

You're getting bald, right? The hair kind of makes the Jersey cµnts. I think sleazy 70s guy would be a good fit. Cheap poly suit, and a gold medallion.

 

[BudAshes]

Since when did that start requiring a costume for you?

 

[shortylickens]

Third option would be to just staple a bunch of your forum posts to your body. People would get the general idea after glancing at a few.

You can attack me in P&N. Its not needed or allowed here.

Dont be a rule-breaker.

 

[brianmanahan]

option C: sexy ghost

edit: wait halloween is 10 months away

 

[BoomerD]

You could always post pics of someone else’s girlfriend as your own again...and, of course, banana for scale.

 

[shortylickens]

You could always post pics of someone else’s girlfriend as your own again...and, of course, banana for scale.

Go bully someone else.
I'm sure theres a pre-school with a handicapped spot you can find.
Or is Megans Law still in effect?

 

[brianmanahan]

You could always post pics of someone else’s girlfriend as your own again...and, of course, banana for scale.

i thought that post was art

 

[WelshBloke]

What the fuck is going on here then?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

You can attack me in P&N. Its not needed or allowed here.

Dont be a rule-breaker.

Nobody is attacking you, we're agreeing with you. We also think you're going to be a douchebag.

 

[Humpy]

Dont be a rule-breaker.

That's such a douche bag thing to say, my friend.

 

[brianmanahan]

What the fuck is going on here then?

jager bombs

 

[Humpy]

What the fuck is going on here then?

Seems like perfectly normal bros just bro-ing out at the club.

 

[WelshBloke]

Seems like perfectly normal bros just bro-ing out at the club.

Did they mean to look like that?

 

[sdifox]

You are already a douchebag, so go with whatever look floats your boat.

 

[brianmanahan]

Did they mean to look like that?

yes, it is the classic look of a guido

 

[WelshBloke]

yes, it is the classic look of a guido

You sure that there wasn't a horrible industrial accident involving lots of creosote?

 

[lxskllr]

You sure that there wasn't a horrible industrial accident involving lots of creosote?

Jersey people are a breed apart. It's like redneck, but different. I prefer rednecks tbh. AFAIC, there's nothing worth noting from Philly east.

 

[Zeze]

Sometimes this forum is like the trend's last stop for old folks.

Making fun of guidos? really? Is this 2005?

 

[WelshBloke]

Sometimes this forum is like the trend's last stop for old folks.

Making fun of guidos? really? Is this 2005?

Hey! We don't get them here. They are an exotic and interesting form of douche that we don't see!

 

[brianmanahan]

Sometimes this forum is like the trend's last stop for old folks.

Making fun of guidos? really? Is this 2005?

guidos are so last decade that i couldn't even remember the name and had to google for 5 minutes to find it

 

[Zeze]

guidos are so last decade that i couldn't even remember the name and had to google for 5 minutes to find it

I had to really check if I was exaggerating or not. Yea, it really was around 2005-2007 when guidos were top of internet target.

This famous pic old now. I remember these kids seemed 'older'. Now they look like puny ass children. It's kind of endearing. I wonder what they're up to today.

 

[shortylickens]

Jersey Guido.
OK, done. I will order the shit from Amazon this summer.