I think I'm gonna be a douchebag.

[lxskllr]

Hey! We don't get them here. They are an exotic and interesting form of douche that we don't see!

You've got something close, the chav. Not exactly the same, but just as easy to hate.

 

[Ichinisan]

Encountered first guido a few months ago in a Facebook group trade. Worse than I can possibly describe with words.

 

[BudAshes]

option C: sexy ghost

edit: wait halloween is 10 months away

Clearly he's a glutton for punishment.

You could always post pics of someone else’s girlfriend as your own again...and, of course, banana for scale.

 

[Exterous]

Whats your preference?
Keep in mind I have a hairy chest so I could play off that.

I vote the second option but you only shave the part of your chest exposed by the shirt. That way when you move you have a nice hair line to add to the effect

 

[renz20003]

Damn shorty you're as bad as a department store talking about Halloween already.

 

[KMFJD]

?

 

[highland145]

Damn shorty you're as bad as a department store talking about Halloween already.

No need to bring up Valentines.

 

[snoopy7548]

Option C:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Option C:

I look at Juggalos and I look at Guidos and to me the Guidos seem like bigger douchebags.

 

[snoopy7548]

I look at Juggalos and I look at Guidos and to me the Guidos seem like bigger douchebags.

Yeah, you might be right. Juggalos are like one big family but Guidos will stab each other in the back for a Guidette or whatever the females of their kind are called.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Yeah, you might be right. Juggalos are like one big family but Guidos will stab each other in the back for a Guidette or whatever the females of their kind are called.

I think it's about how they approach playing dress up. The Juggalos wear their uniforms knowing it's a costume. The Guidos all wear a uniform, but they seem to believe that it's a style.