I think I just solved the world's weight problem.

[disappoint]

The world's weight is zero. Well close to zero.

I weighed it by simply turning my bathroom scale upside down. The Earth weighs as much as the scale. A trivial amount.

But what about the weight problem of overweight humans living on Earth?

Well it turns out that I've devised a system by which we can help these overweight folks out with no dieting, little to no exercise and no pills.

Just put them in orbit. Their weight drops to zero.

You're welcome. I await your accolades to my colossal intellect forthwith.

 

[Cappuccino]

Did you get that from the Big Bang Theory? Are you Sheldon Cooper?

 

[IronWing]

I grilled some sausages tonight*. While the propane flame pre-heated the sausages, they were essentially cooked by the heat given off by their own burning fat. So I also have some ideas concerning weight loss.




* That's a euphemism used by a certain sort of man, you know what I mean <wink, wink>, for grilling sausages.

 

[TallBill]

Fat shaming usually works.

 

[disappoint]

Did you get that from the Big Bang Theory? Are you Sheldon Cooper?

No I was inspired by the "I think I just solved the world's energy problem" thread: https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/i-think-i-just-solved-the-worlds-energy-problem.2491881/

 

[sandorski]

Whoah, this past week ATOT has been solving all the issues!

 

[ImpulsE69]

Funny, I recently surmised that the reason so many more people are fat now than 100 years ago is because a) more people, duh, b) quantum entanglement.

If we can just master quantum entanglement we can rid the world of heavy people. See through quantum entanglement, when your neighbor eats a Big Mac, those calories also make their way to you.

 

[renz20003]

404 humor not found.

 

[midwestfisherman]

0/10

 

[sandorski]

Funny, I recently surmised that the reason so many more people are fat now than 100 years ago is because a) more people, duh, b) quantum entanglement.

If we can just master quantum entanglement we can rid the world of heavy people. See through quantum entanglement, when your neighbor eats a Big Mac, those calories also make their way to you.

I knew those assholes were up to no good. The fuck!....

 

[FeuerFrei]

What about the mass problem? Obesos often get stuck in tight spots or crowd their neighbors. It's a major inconvenience.

 

[Raduque]

If you're not measuring the weight from the south pole, you're not getting a valid result.

 

[Ken g6]

0/10

[weight of the world]/[mass of the world]

 

[cbrunny]

this thread is OP's name.

 

[gorcorps]

this thread is OP's name.

I don't see "Utter Garbage" as the OP though...

 

[sdifox]

Since most of the universe is dark matter, your mass approaches zero.

Google Total Perspective Vortex for explanation.