I think chicks dig guys with beards!

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: tec699
I walk into Wallmart and all the chickaroo's are checking me out! I haven't shaved in a week and have a scruffy beard! The chicks dig it!



:Q

it's true... except you lost me at the Walmart part

 

[biostud]

But I can't grow a beard

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: biostud
But I can't grow a beard

buy a glue-on one at Walmart

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: biostud
But I can't grow a beard

Then you are not a "biostud."

Please change your user name immediately.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
the retarded 65yr old greeter at the entrance doesn't classify as a chick, she gets paid to do that

:laugh:

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: tec699
I walk into Wallmart and all the chickaroo's are checking me out! I haven't shaved in a week and have a scruffy beard! The chicks dig it!



:Q

Ummmm...check your fly?

 

[miri]

I do not go to walmart anymore but when I did in the past, everyone looked like mutants.

 

[tranceport]

Did they have beards too? lol

 

[johnjbruin]

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: tec699
I walk into Wallmart and all the chickaroo's are checking me out! I haven't shaved in a week and have a scruffy beard! The chicks dig it!



:Q

Ya, the skumbag look is big these days.

WTF? Since when did having a beard constitute a "scumbag look"? I hadn't shaved in about 5 days in this picture; do I look like a scumbag? Wait, don't answer that...

Women don't care for excess scruff in my experience. A little seems to go a long way, but there's definitely an aesthetic threshold. I wouldn't call it looking like a scumbag, but I guess the perception is that of being unkept. I personally couldn't care less, but to each their own. I hate having a completely smooth face, so I always let it grow out a day or so before shaving again.

consider yourself lucky, thats about a day and a half of growth for me

same here. I hate shaving. If i didnt shave for 5 days you would not recognize me anymore.

 

[StageLeft]

I pick up all the hoz with a couple days' growth.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: biostud
But I can't grow a beard

buy a glue-on one at Walmart

lol...or pull a beavis and butthead and just half ass shave you head and glue that on there

EDIT: and walk around saying "Hey baby, you wanna stroke my beard?"