I think babies are ugly and creepy, is something wrong with me?

[invidia]

I'm seeing quite of baby hating here. Anyone likes to eat babies? I tend to stir fry mines with some MSG and soy sauce.

 

[Kev]

Damn that's an ugly baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpWB_ZiFy-Q

 

[Tiamat]

baby's are not cute until maybe after 6 months.

 

[imported_Lipton]

My problem is when they drool... I can't stand the drool.

 

[Vehemence]

Never found babies or infants cute.

After puberty though...............................

 

[JJ650]

Yup. Newborns are ugly. Especially when the head is all out of whack from being squeezed out of that baby hole.
They almost look alien. Blecch.
I also hate it when they ask "Who does it look like?" What????????!! How the hell are you supposed to tell? It doesn't look like anyone.
I admit, after 6 months ago they become cute and start to look like one parent or the other.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: ArizonaSteve
Another baby-hater here. Horrible things. I always make sure I'm nowhere to be found when the baby pictures go around the office.

Even got the lurker out for this thread

 

[rh71]

a lot of babies are sickly-looking when they are first born. What else do you expect when they weigh 5lbs? I was fully expecting my premmie twins to look that way but they didn't. Yay.

My opinion is if they look sickly, don't say anything at all... if they look cute, just say so.

EDIT>>> so what do you think... cute, or say nothing at all?
http://img218.imagevenue.com/i...IMG_0104_122_236lo.JPG (born 4 weeks early, here they are at 4 days old)

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Wait until you have a kid of your own. Your opinion will change.
Some babies are cute, others are not. You will always think your own kid is cute regardless.
And a lot of people say "cut baby" just to be polite even if the kid is anything but.

My opinion didn't change when I had a baby of my own. Took a few months before my baby became cute.

Newborns are ugly.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: rh71
a lot of babies are sickly-looking when they are first born. What else do you expect when they weigh 5lbs? I was fully expecting my premmie twins to look that way but they didn't. Yay.

My opinion is if they look sickly, don't say anything at all... if they look cute, just say so.

EDIT>>> so what do you think... cute, or say nothing at all?
http://img218.imagevenue.com/i...IMG_0104_122_236lo.JPG (born 4 weeks early, here they are at 4 days old)

Between those two options, I would say nothing at all.

Granted I still say that all babies are ugly, gross, and disgusting and don't become "cute" until puberty as dNor said

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Just say the baby is 'breathtaking'. The mother will know what you mean but will appreciate the veiled compliment.

Seinfeld - The Hamptons


twice in less than 12 hours that episode has come up

 

[Uppsala9496]

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Wait until you have a kid of your own. Your opinion will change.
Some babies are cute, others are not. You will always think your own kid is cute regardless.
And a lot of people say "cute baby" just to be polite even if the kid is anything but.

My opinion didn't change when I had a baby of my own. Took a few months before my baby became cute.

Newborns are ugly.

I think mine was cute when she was first born. See my sig. 2 of the 3 are when she was really young (1 was less than a day old, and the other about a week old).

Was she really cute? No idea. My opinion is skewed.

 

[dabuddha]

They're ugly until you have your own. Then yours are cute while other ones are still ugly

 

[mallik]

The first thing I thought of when reading this thread was that scene in Knocked Up when they first go to the doctor's office.

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[oddyager]

not all babies are created equal.

 

[gorcorps]

You have no soul. Kill yourself and maybe your next body will have one.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Uppsala9496

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Wait until you have a kid of your own. Your opinion will change.
Some babies are cute, others are not. You will always think your own kid is cute regardless.
And a lot of people say "cute baby" just to be polite even if the kid is anything but.

My opinion didn't change when I had a baby of my own. Took a few months before my baby became cute.

Newborns are ugly.

I think mine was cute when she was first born. See my sig. 2 of the 3 are when she was really young (1 was less than a day old, and the other about a week old).

Was she really cute? No idea. My opinion is skewed.

There's a difference between cute, normal, and freaky looking (which I was speaking of earlier). Yours is definitely not freaky looking. When I visited forums a lot while my wife was pregnant, people had their baby pics in the sigs... as I scrolled down a few threads, I had a facial reaction for some of them for sure.

I would guess as many as half I've seen are in the freaky category... which leaves a lot of normal ones too.

 

[RallyMaster]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: ggnl
I also dislike babies, and I also get grief from my coworkers when they bring their crotchfruit in and I want nothing to do with it.

That has to be the most annoying thing EVER. I HATE hearing these stupid ass little babies in the office crying and shit, while most the department goes "awwww so cute" and run over there.

Agree with this post.

 

[Squisher]

They do get better looking as they get older.

Baby > 15 months > 3 years

Baby > 8 months > 15 months

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: oddyager
not all babies are created equal.

This is true. Some babies are just born ugly, they'll be the laughing stock of the kindergarten, and will end up in clown school.

 

[oddyager]

Originally posted by: Squisher
They do get better looking as they get older.

Baby > 15 months > 3 years

Baby > 8 months > 15 months

Jesus, they're adorable!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Ugly babies do exist, but the majority are pretty cute (newborns are usually pretty ugly though).

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
You have no soul. Kill yourself and maybe your next body will have one.

Thank you.

I take pride in the fact I have no emotion, soul, or compasion.

 

[clamum]

This thread has many lulz. I never have gotten the hype when someone has a baby (except for how babby was formed) but I'm sure that will change if/when I have kids of my own.

 

[nonameo]

I'm not big on babby either. You're not alone.