I still think Andrew Blake makes the best porn.

[DigDog]

Better than Micheal Ninn, better than New Sensations or Red Light.

Way better than Vivid and VCA.

Obviously better than Max Hardcore but that dude is just weird.

no.

better than Vivid for sure, but still 80s mentality porn. Big (fake) tits, blond bleached curls, and those ridiculous vamp looks, all the girls think they are femme fatales.

Gonzo style is the way to go.

Ol'd Rodney Moore was hilarious, his films are embedded in my mind (before he went "hairy".. i'll never forgive him for that).

Rocco if you are into the hardcore stuff. He's just relentless.

All those "street pickup", "sex for money" style vids - if you like naturals.

YLP is also an option. As are many more, really. There's just *too much* porn .. god, i never thought i would say that.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Oh boy, let me get somethings off my chest here:

1) Talking cameraman, STFU fool, I ain't here to listen to your BS
2) Random closeups of random things. Zoom the fuck out fool, no one is interested in your button pushing/dial twisting ability
3) related to 2: Yes Tard, I can see what's happening, I don't need you to point it out.
4) Ladies, if you're monotoning vocalizations from the very first touch and through the next n minutes, we all know you fakin it!

:twisted:

Thanks for creating this thread, it has been therapeutic for me. :thumbsup:

5) Porn guys need to STFU when they finish. Nobody's buying that you scream and groan when you get off. It's just annoying.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Hooters-fed hilarity.

Ok, I laughed.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

5) Porn guys need to STFU when they finish. Nobody's buying that you scream and groan when you get off. It's just annoying.

You don't? I actually prefer to hear them. It gets me more into it since I'll be doing likewise concurrently, and a man that doesn't moan after hot sex with <insert personal favorite here> cums off as ungrateful, which is a despicable attitude.

 

[jwhorfin]

It's a long, harrowing journey to pornographic enlightenment.

You ain't kiddin' ...preach it brother!
Sometimes I miss the old days when all you had was paperbacks, Playboy, and the occasional Super 8 show

 

[PottedMeat]

X-Art rules them all.

agree.

2) Random closeups of random things. Zoom the fuck out fool, no one is interested in your button pushing/dial twisting ability

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[HamburgerBoy]

That goes far beyond Peking.

 

[Joe1987]

Didn't the OP share that he has ED some time ago due to his psychoactive medications?

 

[John Connor]

That was an awesome episode.

It was! I liked the massive linksys router. LMAO!

 

[Anubis]

i am the only person who has no idea who Andrew Blake is?

 

[AViking]

Better than Micheal Ninn, better than New Sensations or Red Light.

Way better than Vivid and VCA.

Obviously better than Max Hardcore but that dude is just weird.

You need to get out of the house or something.

 

[shortylickens]

You need to get out of the house or something.

I spend most of the day out of the house.
Much of that is school, the rest is running stupid little errands I care nothing about.

I know swedes are superior to us barbarian americans, but if you had actually read the rules of the forum you would know that you cant post irrelevant bullshit in a thread.
Either say something helpful or dont post.

 

[shortylickens]

i am the only person who has no idea who Andrew Blake is?

Only because you're the only person who has no idea what Google is.

The two are actually one and the same.

 

[Platypus]

pics of OP pounding one out to andrew blake porn?

 

[AViking]

I spend most of the day out of the house.
Much of that is school, the rest is running stupid little errands I care nothing about.

I know swedes are superior to us barbarian americans, but if you had actually read the rules of the forum you would know that you cant post irrelevant bullshit in a thread.
Either say something helpful or dont post.

I am saying something helpful. As an American I'm telling you that you need to get out of the house.

 

[shortylickens]

pics of OP pounding one out to andrew blake porn?

My penis doesnt work.

 

[Platypus]

My penis doesnt work.

does it require assistance?

but that's alright, it doesn't have to work to post pics of it :awe:

 

[shortylickens]

does it require assistance?

but that's alright, it doesn't have to work to post pics of it :awe:

Nobody wants pics of me, NOBODY.


In liue of shorty's dickens, take this:

Link to download porn? No.


First off its NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Second, you shouldnt be torrenting at work anyways.

Its an 8 minute special feature of Ava Vincent from the Andrew Blake film, Blonde & Brunettes. Just her and one guy (next time I'll try to find an all-girl scene).

Its not his latest work, its not his best work, but I dont feel like ripping one of my DVD's and recompressing it and uploading it from scratch. It does provide a decent example of his late 90's/early 2000's style.
He's actually gotten better of the years and all his new movies go straight to his website, no more DVD's. Only a few things ever went on Blu-ray. He doesnt normally use mainstream porn stars but I heard Faye Reagan was in one of his latest flicks.

 

[shortylickens]

If anyone knows of a file site that will let me upload a 110meg video for FREE, I'll probably consider it.

 

[Platypus]

Nobody wants pics of me, NOBODY.

not accurate, I'm a somebody :\

also you prob don't know me very well suggesting that film

 

[shortylickens]

not accurate, I'm a somebody :\

also you prob don't know me very well suggesting that film

Watch it anyway if you havent.

If you promise to view the whole thing, I'll take pics of myself.

 

[_Rick_]

Thread has suddenly gained potential to deliver.

 

[mcveigh]

Am I the only one who read the title and thought he meant Blake Edwards?..... You know the director of the Pink Panther movies, Married to Julie Andrews.

I was really confused for a while.

 

[Majcric]

Shorty, try website deleted there you will find full length movies and it even has everything catergorized.

 

[Platypus]

Watch it anyway if you havent.

If you promise to view the whole thing, I'll take pics of myself.

signed and sealed.

I will track this down and view it for your amusement.