I still think Andrew Blake makes the best porn.

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PokerGuy

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If men could just go out and "get" girlfriends the porn industry wouldnt even exist.

So you think men with girlfriends/wives don't watch pron? :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: Good one. Not only that, but you're assuming the girlfriends/wives don't also actively consume pron.

If prostitution were legalized I bet the porn industry would be pushed into bankruptcy.

I'd take that bet, you'd surely lose it.
 

Fritzo

Lifer
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You know you're watching too much porn when you know the names of the directors.
 

_Rick_

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You know you're watching too much porn when you know the names of the directors.

Or maybe you're just watching porn more actively and with higher distinction.

Plus, a bunch of porn gets marketed as "oh wow, the latest work of XXX-Director".
And while Andrew Blake produces some OK porn, I'm not sold on it being the best. Of course, I only had access to a few select oeuvres of his filmography, so I may judge him prematurely.

Those that denigrate porn often have simply not gone out of their way to find the porn that appeals to them. It's a long, harrowing journey to pornographic enlightenment.

It's only the other day, that I discovered the marvel that is "Clown Porn" for example - despite the climatic ending being the subject of many a gif...
 

nageov3t

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You know you're watching too much porn when you know the names of the directors.

it sounds like his movies are put out by a studio bearing his name, so it makes sense.

I couldn't tell you the names of most porn performers or directors, but I keep track of studio names because you end up associating certain themes or quality levels with certain studios (and if that studio bears the same name as the director... obviously it's easier to remember who the director is)
 

JEDI

Lifer
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Better than Micheal Ninn, better than New Sensations or Red Light.

Way better than Vivid and VCA.

Obviously better than Max Hardcore but that dude is just weird.

sigh.. what ever happened to porn company Anal Destruction? :(
 
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Jeffg010

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You know you're watching too much porn when you know the names of the directors.

You are so wrong on that. The more you watch the less you will remember who was doing what because you seen so much porn that it starts to blend together. Sights like youporn and the like don't filer by director it is by categories of what type of sex you are getting. The internet pretty must can over load you with as much porn as you want so you are not going to remember what you even watched. I bet most people can't even remember what they watched last week and that is how the ME generation roles.


Back when the world wide wide was not giving you the massive amount of free porn that you can get now. You had to go to these places call video stores and go in the back where the there were signs that said no one under 18 allowed. Back then you were at the mercy of the store as to what kind of porn you were going to watch. You only rented maybe 1 or 2 VHS tapes at a time. It was easy to remember what you were watching because all you had was the one tape and not the 25 vids that you could skim though on the net.

The store I was renting the XXX rated tapes had half the room fill with Ed Powers and after getting his dirty debutantes and compering it to the the big names like vivid he was so much better. The big names in porn seem to want to have 1 inch close ups more then 80% of the. I can film like they do all I would need is a hotdog and some baloney and hold 1 inch from the cam. Also those fools that did the editing and cut to a diffent angle every 5 seconds was such a big distraction.

Ed Powers on the other hand would just set up his cam in his bed room and what ever happen is what you got. No fucking lame music no one cutting and no 1 inch close ups. The other thing that made him great was the woman that he got was the first time they ever did porn. Everyone tape had at least one who did never did porn so you were getting a fresh girl every time.
 

shortylickens

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LOLOL, seriously? Go ask him yourself, I'm not his spokesperson.

that requires talking to him. and he's a wise and beautiful woman. and not a nice wise and beautiful woman like Aria Giovanni in the Andrew Blake film "Aria". By the way thats an excellent movie.
You guys should do a Bing video search for it.

I'm serious, its awesome.
 

IndyColtsFan

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that requires talking to him. and he's a wise and beautiful woman. and not a nice wise and beautiful woman like Aria Giovanni in the Andrew Blake film "Aria". By the way thats an excellent movie.
You guys should do a Bing video search for it.

I'm serious, its awesome.

Aria Giovanni was super hot, but I thought she just did softcore stuff.
 

xBiffx

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BTW prostitution is legal. Just stop being lazy and drive out to the desert and get some!
 

Sinsear

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Kadarin

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X-Art rules them all.

X-Art makes excellent porn.

Andrew Blake is very stylish, but his movies lack both substance and genuine eroticism. There's no emotion or feeling, the performers don't look like they're enjoying what they're doing, and the movies just aren't that fun to watch.