I spent a week in jail for finding a lost cellphone...legal recourse? [Thread Fail!]

[shocksyde]

Is this the current front-runner for POTY?

Anyone got a scroll going? YoYo?

 

[acheron]

wow, how did I miss this thread earlier? fantastic.

 

[Born2bwire]

OMG! This fell off the front page! We can't let that happen.

:awe:

 

[Vette73]

fail thread had no other course than fail

 

[SAWYER]

Cliffs?

 

[Homerboy]

Cliffs?

This one truly needs to be read start to finish.
I don't use the word very often, in fact I hate it, but this is "epic"

I have a feeling it will go down in ATOT lore.

 

[SAWYER]

ok I read to page 8, enough to see why this thread is indeed epic and will go down in at lore...ROFL

 

[SAWYER]

I bet this was the stolen iphone
http://www.heatware.com/eval.php?id=67251&eval=572622&show=to

sold here on at fst

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

Heres a view of the cliffs for you too lazy to read the thread- it is highly recommended to do so btw!

OP find cell phone in Walmart
OP has cell in pocket, goes to parking lot to fap
Police arrest OP for theft (spends 8 days in the slammer)
OP admits to ATOT that he has stolen b4
OP gets mocked
OP picks up ball and goes home

 

[geno]

page 3 jiggafool. and yes.

Uh, that depends entirely on how many posts / page you have set in your preferences

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

This thread almost popped off the front page?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

This thread almost popped off the front page?

Nice

:thumbsup:

 

[ahenkel]

I just wanted to point out again. That the OP spent a week in jail cause no one likes him enough to have paid the 150.00 bail.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Uh, that depends entirely on how many posts / page you have set in your preferences

100 posts per page is the only way to roll

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

OP needs to return to this thread for further lulz.

 

[Maximilian]

Anyone quote what the OP said? I gather he found a phone and walked off with it or something? If it was an iphone fair play to him

 

[Heller]

Anyone quote what the OP said? I gather he found a phone and walked off with it or something? If it was an iphone fair play to him

Here are the cliffs:

(1) OP & GF get stoned from weed, and go to WalMart at 2am for munchies
(2) OP's GF cashes welfare check and takes "forever" shopping for Doritos
(3) OP "finds" a phone on a shelf in walmart
(4) OP decides his stealing, stoner self is more trustworthy than WalMart employees and doesnt turn in the "lost" phone
(5) OP leaves walmart and goes outside, apparently for an hour
(6) Owner of Phone from #3 realizes its missing.. Calls the cops, who dust for prints and find the OP outside, stoned.
(7) OP Goes to jail.. GF realizes munchies > stoner theif BF and lets him rot for a week
(8) OP comes back to ATOT, bumps stolen Blu Ray thread a few times
(9) A week later, OP sobers up.. and posts on ATOT about how he was unfairly arrested for doing a good deed.
(10) ATOT picks apart OPs "story"
(11) ATOT reminds OP how he flaunted the fact he steals and is proud of it
(12) OP becomes butthurt, and reports everyone for being mean
(13) Mods enter thread and make fun of OP for being a stoner loser theif
(14) OP picks up ball and runs home crying.
(15) Hilarity ensues.

There ya go

 

[Maximilian]

lmfao good stuff

 

[TecHNooB]

how did i miss this thread?

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

how did i miss this thread?

Easy. You're a TecHNooB!

 

[kranky]

OP needs to return to this thread for further lulz.

OP is banned, at least for the moment.

Perma, afaik. This thread seems to have run its course, so is now locked. edit edit: and now unlocked. -Admin DrPizza

 

[foghorn67]

Perknose-Excellent review of OP's past history of thievery and lying.
Dr. Pizza - Great follow up thoughts.

GodlessAstronomer- I am glad you are showing good behavior to stick around. Your library of pic based replies is awesome.

 

[zerocool84]

Thanks for unlocking.

 

[guyver01]

This thread seems to have run its course, so is now locked. edit edit: and now unlocked. -Admin DrPizza

:thumbsup:

if i may ask... why the change of heart?

 

[zerocool84]

:thumbsup:

if i may ask... why the change of heart?

If something is unlocked, you never ask, just accept.