I should sue McDonald's

[Chiboy]

I order my food, gave her the money & she gives me 2 drinks & than says pull up for your food. I wait a while & get pissed off & go to the window & shes like you took the food, I was like what are you kidding me? I was waiting there the whole time. She says I ate the food & this is wrong & the cops have my #, & I will remember, dont ever do this again. Well Fvck you b!tch! I didnt get the food & I wouldnt steal food & fvcking $13.00 of food. If I talk to a lawyer they would get the tape which would prove no food was given to me & that b!tch said I ate the food... She said i'm going to call the Cops & I tell her go ahead they can search my car. That lady had no right to make fun of me! I'm fvcking 6'0 200pounds. I'm pretty fvcking normal you think I can eat $13 worth of your shity food in 20mins sitting in your parking lot?!?

/end rant

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Chiboy
I order my food, gave her the money & she gives me 2 drinks & than says pull up for your food. I wait a while & get pissed off & go to the window & shes like you took the food, I was like what are you kidding me? I was waiting there the whole time. She says I ate the food & this is wrong & the cops have my #, & I will remember, dont ever do this again. Well Fvck you b!tch! I didnt get the food & I wouldnt steal food & fvcking $13.00 of food. If I talk to a lawyer they would get the tape which would prove no food was given to me & that b!tch said I ate the food... She said i'm going to call the Cops & I tell her go ahead they can search my car. That lady had no right to make fun of me! I'm fvcking 6'0 200pounds. I'm pretty fvcking normal you think I can eat $13 worth of your shity food in 20mins sitting in your parking lot?!?

/end rant

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[Abhi]

She presumed u are a thug?

 

[Balt]

surely this is a parody thread.

 

[Squisher]

And, you didn't politely ask to talk to her manager? Why?

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: Squisher
And, you didn't politely ask to talk to her manager? Why?

She was the manager.

 

[Syringer]

Did you donate sperm to McDonald's?

 

[Cook1]

Do they even have managers on hand late at night?

 

[RagingBITCH]

You should jump off a bridge.

 

[Abhi]

Originally posted by: Balt
surely this is a parody thread.

If this a parody... I cant find the original...

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: Balt
surely this is a parody thread.

This is no parody, this just happened to me between 12:00 & 12:50 today. I should talk to a lawyer, stupid b!tch, I didnt steal the damn food & I sure as hell didnt eat the food because you never gave me the food. Imagine I could be rich if I win.

Edit: Emotional Distress because she said I ate the food implying i'm fat she hurt me

 

[Xionide]

Your fat.

-Xionide

 

[pyonir]

You should have thrown down with her. That's what a real thug would do.

 

[Yossarian]

this is hilarious!

 

[Leetman]

If you were driving the Daewoo this would have never happened.

 

[CTrain]

If you're serious about the incident, thats pretty bad customer services.
Find out if they are franchise or corporation. Then get the # to the office.
Complain but in a professional way and they'll compensate you.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Leetman
If you were driving the Daewoo this would have never happened.

I was going to say this!

 

[NesuD]

I never pull to the side to wait for the rest of my order just because of these kinds of screwups. Last time i did i sat there for 30 minutes because they forgot about me. Now if they tell me to pull to the side I politely say no thanks I will wait right here until I get my order or a refund of my money. They get really pissed.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: NesuD
I never pull to the side to wait for the rest of my order just because of these kinds of screwups. Last time i did i sat there for 30 minutes because they forgot about me. Now if they tell me to pull to the side I politely say no thanks I will wait right here until I get my order or a refund of my money. They get really pissed.

I agree, even though for a year I was the headset wearing geek telling you to pull forward.

 

[bigredguy]

Originally posted by: NesuD
I never pull to the side to wait for the rest of my order just because of these kinds of screwups. Last time i did i sat there for 30 minutes because they forgot about me. Now if they tell me to pull to the side I politely say no thanks I will wait right here until I get my order or a refund of my money. They get really pissed.

They get really pissed = bodily fluid in food.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Leetman
If you were driving the Daewoo this would have never happened.

If he were driving the Daewoo they would have just given him the food and wrote it off as a tax deduction.

 

[episodic]

They get really pissed = bodily fluid in food.

That is sig material.

 

[Spooner]

somehow i don't see this as a "sueable" offense

 

[Ornery]

Hmmm, last time I got food at Wendy's, I ordered a #1 combo, which is just a single with fries and drink. When the girl was handing me the bag, another girl was arguing with her about it, but she gave it to me anyway. When I got on the road, I found a burger that included bacon, cheese, and tomatoes. Great for me, but another customer got screwed, like Chiboy did. I'm sure they handed his order to another person, who was mucho happy! I think waiting 20 minutes was a mistake. After 5 minutes I'd have gone looking for the reason for the hold up.

 

[Ronstang]

I told you a long time ago when you were upset over a girl that you needed to ditch the thug look, I guess you didn't.