I screwed up today.

[bleeb]

YOU MORON!~ =)

 

[arcas]

You could have slipped up worse and said something like "Keep that up and you'll need a new wardrobe by spring break!"

 

[GoingUp]

Yea, if you could have just told her what a facist bush was, she probably would have went down on your right there. Either that or at least rubbed the 40 pounds you put on your gut.

 

[Red Dawn]

Could be worse. You could have said "Yeah I noticed"

 

ScootyB, you make me smile whenever you bring your girl stories. It just sounds so much like a little kid in elementary school. Thanks for reminding me of those days when I was too busy having gf/bf fight or getting spoilt. :Q Hehehehe!

I hope you two remain friends.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: luvly
ScootyB, you make me smile whenever you bring your girl stories. It just sounds so much like a little kid in elementary school. Thanks for reminding me of those days when I was too busy having gf/bf fight or getting spoilt. :Q Hehehehe!

I hope you two remain friends.

Awww that so cute....

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: TallBill
I've been practicing writing summaries in English class. Heres my attempt.

In ScottyB's post "I screwed up", ScottyB was flirting with a female. The female commented on her weight and ScottyB blew a golden opportunity to complete the female. ScottyB was and is an idiot.

LOL.

 

[BD231]

Ehhhhh, I'm not catching the screw up here. You saying she looks real nice out of the blue one day is far better than "I'm fat"......."You look great though" . If anything she should admire the fact that you didn't care that she had put 8 pounds on. I do notice that some chicks don't take well to guy's who are laid back, which kinna blows for me, because if I'm not in a sporting event or concentrating on some type of job I'm EXTREMELY laid back, so much so that I think chicks get the idea that I'm not interested AT ALL in talking with them. I'm sure that missed comment is not a shot in the foot unless she's a b*tch.

 

[gopunk]

40?

 

[EvilYoda]

lol, not as bad as some of those other pathetic "girl-threads", but still pretty bad. So much ammo...at least you didn't get slapped. That's always a plus.

 

[katka]

Another girl who likes meat on her mans bones. Or maybe she just likes meat on YOUR bones.:Q

 

[LeStEr]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Could be worse. You could have said "Yeah I noticed"

 

[DoNotDisturb]

HAHA

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: ScottyB
I was talking to a girl in my French class today, that I usually talk too, and there was an ad about the "Vagina Monologues" that was shaped like a vagina and had a lot of sexual innuendos so I made a comment about it to here. Then she mentioned that there was a space in-between us that could fit a person. After that she asked me if the paper had anything else interesting in it and I said just Bush and she started to make some not-so-nice comments about him and then she mover her chair over and sat closer to me. Well at the end of class she fixed her waist on her paints, you know when you rub the inside of your pants to get it away from your waist, and she said "I need to give these pants away, That ice-cream bar sure is bad for you." Then she told me she gained 8 lbs this year and instead of making a comment like, "You still look good" or something I replied, "That's not much I gained 40 last year." Then about four hours later it hit me that I missed a good chance to give her a nice comment.

I don't know how you don't score with the ladies when you're such a PIMP DADDY!!!!!!!

 

[yobarman]

c'mon i put 6 minutes of work into that!

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: ScottyB
I was talking to a girl in my French class today, that I usually talk too, and there was an ad about the "Vagina Monologues" that was shaped like a vagina and had a lot of sexual innuendos so I made a comment about it to here. Then she mentioned that there was a space in-between us that could fit a person. After that she asked me if the paper had anything else interesting in it and I said just Bush and she started to make some not-so-nice comments about him and then she mover her chair over and sat closer to me. Well at the end of class she fixed her waist on her paints, you know when you rub the inside of your pants to get it away from your waist, and she said "I need to give these pants away, That ice-cream bar sure is bad for you." Then she told me she gained 8 lbs this year and instead of making a comment like, "You still look good" or something I replied, "That's not much I gained 40 last year." Then about four hours later it hit me that I missed a good chance to give her a nice comment.

I don't know how you don't score with the ladies when you're such a PIMP DADDY!!!!!!!

haha, that's going into my sig.

 

Haha! You are creative, Yobarman!

I was asking ScottyB the same thing when he posted about some chick who sat right next to him, so she liked him (he thought). I asked him how he could possibly have trouble finding women with his pimp look. :Q Hehehe! Of course I learned of the 40 Lbs added later. :Q