I screwed up today.

ScottyB

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I was talking to a girl in my French class today, that I usually talk too, and there was an ad about the "Vagina Monologues" that was shaped like a vagina and had a lot of sexual innuendos so I made a comment about it to here. Then she mentioned that there was a space in-between us that could fit a person. After that she asked me if the paper had anything else interesting in it and I said just Bush and she started to make some not-so-nice comments about him :D and then she mover her chair over and sat closer to me. Well at the end of class she fixed her waist on her paints, you know when you rub the inside of your pants to get it away from your waist, and she said "I need to give these pants away, That ice-cream bar sure is bad for you." Then she told me she gained 8 lbs this year and instead of making a comment like, "You still look good" or something I replied, "That's not much I gained 40 last year." Then about four hours later it hit me that I missed a good chance to give her a nice comment.
 

TallBill

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I've been practicing writing summaries in English class. Heres my attempt.

In ScottyB's post "I screwed up", ScottyB was flirting with a female. The female commented on her weight and ScottyB blew a golden opportunity to complete the female. ScottyB was and is an idiot.
 

BooGiMaN

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it could have been worse at least you didnt say 'dont worry with that ugly face i doubt anyone thinks about how fat your getting'
 

dakata24

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
it could have been worse at least you didnt say 'dont worry with that ugly face i doubt anyone thinks about how fat your getting'

lol
 

Kadarin

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Even if your religious beliefs teach that "The Vagina Monologues" are an abomination unto the Lord, it is not wise to criticise that show because a lot of women are into it.
 

ScottyB

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Even if your religious beliefs teach that "The Vagina Monologues" are an abomination unto the Lord, it is not wise to criticise that show because a lot of women are into it.

I didn't criticise it. I laughed and pointed out that it looked like a vagina. It also had written under it, "Spread the word" and on top, "Come once, come again"
 

Kevin

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Yeah, uh I'm pretty sure when she said "I need to give these pants away", you were supposed to chime in "I'll take them".

I couldn't help but laugh at the Vagina shaped paper that also spoke about Bush... ;)