Most of the computers at my place of work still run XP and we have some compatibility issues even going to 7. Business adoption of anything past XP is going to be glacial no matter what.
Also lol at feeling "insulted" by your operating system.
The purpose of Windows 8 isn't to make "everything touch!" it's to make it so that they don't have a repeat of WinXP running on old tablet computers (which was pretty awful). Touch input isn't going to take over, but it's an important segment of the market now. Microsoft wants their OS to take that into account, that's all it is. It really doesn't take more than a few minutes to grasp how things are organized now, and even less if you navigate with your brain instead of muscle memory. It's not illogical, it's just new.
Interesting thread guys, little bit of everything in there, even a good old-fashioned flame war. IMHO darkewaffle is absolutely correct. MS clearly wanted to homogenize the OS experience to boost their Surface venture. One of the reasons Outlook won majority market share as a mail client was that it was bundled with Office when Office had very little competition. Most people used it as a mail client just because it was included in the Office package, which in turn drove Exchange server sales. MS rode that to the top of the mail heap. They are trying to do the same thing here, get people used to the Surface experience in order to make Surface tablets more appealing.
In that regard, removing the Start menu was almost mandatory. Had they included it, the Metro (Modern) interface would likely have fallen quickly by the wayside as people would continue to use Win8 exactly as they did every Windows OS since 95. Removing it forced users to at least consider Metro, try it out, get used to it. Yes, users like me installed the open-source "Classic Start Menu", but the strategy still worked. My kids PREFER Metro, they zoom around with the Touchpad I bought for the desktop just like they were on a giant iPad. So at least for my family, the strategy worked.
Here are the benefits as I see them :
Cheap - 39 bucks for the upgrade
Super-fast boot time (takes my comp just a few seconds to show the login screen)
Fastest OS yet (FPS in games went up across the board for me compared to Win7)
Metro take some getting used to, but my kids use it like they were born to it.
Classic Start Menu is open-source, free to install, and helps out oldtimers like me.
Windows + X
Great with a Touchpad (from Logitech)
Windows Defender rolls all security into one package (first OS my ISP does not require an external AV + FW to be installed on).
BM.