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I punched & knee'd my girl last night in my sleep!

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flunky nassau

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So i vividly remember dreaming that I was boxing. I was up against a few guys and I started boxing like Roy Jones Jr (keeping my left arm low). This morning, my girl told me I woke her up because I was throwing rapid punches to her arm & saying "100 men..." or something like that.


Then towards the morning, I quickly curl into a fetal position & ended up kneeing her in the ass really hard, which woke her up too.

She's scared to sleep in the same bed now -=(



I've woken up a few times in a past while flailing my arm around from a dream.
Is this normal?
 
ouch. I'd be scared to sleep in the same bed as you too. But seriously, restrain yourself using chains or something. That way you won't hurt her AND they can double for some kinky sex.
 
Originally posted by: flunky nassau
So i vividly remember dreaming that I was boxing. I was up against a few guys and I started boxing like Roy Jones Jr (keeping my left arm low). This morning, my girl told me I woke her up because I was throwing rapid punches to her arm & saying "100 men..." or something like that.


Then towards the morning, I quickly curl into a fetal position & ended up kneeing her in the ass really hard, which woke her up too.

She's scared to sleep in the same bed now -=(



I've woken up a few times in a past while flailing my arm around from a dream.
Is this normal?
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You: watch fewer Kung-Fu movies.... 😀

Her: Chocolates and Roses.
 
I elbowed my wife in the nose the other night.
I was sleeping on her side of the bed and heard the baby cry. I thought I was on my side of the bed and rolled over to check on the baby - *whack* - caught her right in the nose with my elbow.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
don't take any lip from her. good job on pretending to sleep, i hadn't thought of that yet.
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LMAO!.....for real..I was laughing.
 
Anyone else remember the thread a long time ago about things one has done or said in one's sleep?

Like the guy whose girlfriend startled him and he jumped out of bed yelling, "HOLY HELL! ASSASSINS!!!"? Or the guy who was trying to wake his roommate up by telling him he was going to miss class only to have the roommate, still asleep, respond with, "I can't miss, I have guided arrow attack."?

ZV
 
Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Anyone else remember the thread a long time ago about things one has done or said in one's sleep?

Like the guy whose girlfriend startled him and he jumped out of bed yelling, "HOLY HELL! ASSASSINS!!!"? Or the guy who was trying to wake his roommate up by telling him he was going to miss class only to have the roommate, still asleep, respond with, "I can't miss, I have guided arrow attack."?

ZV
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rofl this thread was funny before but teh laffs have explodered now
 
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Ns1
I've elbowed my gf in the face before. numerous times.
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me too, sometimes on purpose!! hahaha, just kididng...kind of.
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I usually go for broke and punch her in the uterus.
 
Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Anyone else remember the thread a long time ago about things one has done or said in one's sleep?

Like the guy whose girlfriend startled him and he jumped out of bed yelling, "HOLY HELL! ASSASSINS!!!"? Or the guy who was trying to wake his roommate up by telling him he was going to miss class only to have the roommate, still asleep, respond with, "I can't miss, I have guided arrow attack."?

ZV
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i remember that thread lol, my ex GF used to say some ramdom things when whe was woken up,
 
Better check her air pressure, you don't want her to pop during your next go 'round.

In reference to activity while sleeping, I have dreamed that I was running and awakened to find my legs still moving. On one occasion, I dreamed I was leaping from the roof of one skyscraper to the roof of another, and I woke up in mid-air, having just leaped from the foot of my bed.
 
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