I punched & knee'd my girl last night in my sleep!

[Gooberlx2]

Apparently, according to the wife, I slept strange last night (like furiously digging with my hands). I do remember some vivid dreams that were brought on by renting "Into The Wild" before bed....great movie by the way.

 

[paulxcook]

I hit my wife in the face once while asleep. No wait, it was twice. Not in a row though.

 

[sdifox]

Op, you better get some chocolate and flowers, get on your knees (both, not single) and play Boyz2men's End of the Road while you appologize profusely.

 

[Quasmo]

Apparently I slap my girlfriend in the face. I hog all the covers and I snore, something tells me we're getting seperate beds if we ever get married.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
don't take any lip from her. good job on pretending to sleep, i hadn't thought of that yet.

you are such an asshole. i spit coke all over my screen after reading that.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Apparently I slap my girlfriend in the face. I hog all the covers and I snore, something tells me we're getting seperate beds if we ever get married.

if you have a blanket hogging issue just get a 2nd set for her, still sleep in the same bed no one freezes to death

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I dream about women but whatever floats your oldsmoboat.

fixed

 

[Xavier434]

I've done similar things before. I say that I am sorry on the outside and laugh on the inside.

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: Xavier434
I've done similar things before. I say that I am sorry on the outside and laugh on the inside.

Referring to some surgery L&R threads, does it hurt less if you hit her in the breast?

 

[thecoolnessrune]

My girl hit me right in the mouth with her fist once while she was sleeping.. Her mom was looking at me the next morning thinking I had done something wrong cause I had this huge swollen bloody lip :laugh:

 

[torpid]

If you were *really* like roy jones jr, she could have tapped you lightly in the jaw and you'd be out the rest of the night.

 

[antyler]

I pretty much punch my wife in the face at least once a week, sometimes quite more often. I usually just sleep right on thru and hear about it the next morning. haha.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Anyone else remember the thread a long time ago about things one has done or said in one's sleep?

Like the guy whose girlfriend startled him and he jumped out of bed yelling, "HOLY HELL! ASSASSINS!!!"? Or the guy who was trying to wake his roommate up by telling him he was going to miss class only to have the roommate, still asleep, respond with, "I can't miss, I have guided arrow attack."?

ZV

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[The Boston Dangler]

is there a snoring competition? i'd do that.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: meltdown75
don't take any lip from her. good job on pretending to sleep, i hadn't thought of that yet.

you are such an asshole. i spit coke all over my screen after reading that.

:beer: sorry about your monitor...

 

[lyssword]

jesus christ you guys are a bunch of violent bastards

 

[Xavier434]

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: Xavier434
I've done similar things before. I say that I am sorry on the outside and laugh on the inside.

Referring to some surgery L&R threads, does it hurt less if you hit her in the breast?

I don't think so. She hasn't expressed it at least. I don't hit often and it is never hard though.

 

[TruePaige]

Okay bobby brown.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
don't take any lip from her. good job on pretending to sleep, i hadn't thought of that yet.

lol

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: torpid
If you were *really* like roy jones jr, she could have tapped you lightly in the jaw and you'd be out the rest of the night.

Quoted because I found humor in this reply.

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: Ns1
I've elbowed my gf in the face before. numerous times.

I Know, thanks



oh wait, i wasn't supposed to say anything....

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
don't take any lip from her. good job on pretending to sleep, i hadn't thought of that yet.

hahaha

 

[Jeff7]

First time my parents shared a bed, my mom punched my dad right in the face. He said he woke up suddenly, and wasn't sure if he dreamed that he'd been hit, but then as he started to wake up more, he realized that his face still hurt.


I might not be a pleasant sleeper either. Long ago, my cats stopped sleeping on the bed with me. They'll sleep on the bed so long as the lights are on, but once they go off, the cats go to the floor.

Talking - the only thing I've ever talked about while I was asleep was also while I was sleepwalking. I was apparently concerned about some damaged insulation on a benign wire.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
First time my parents shared a bed, my mom punched my dad right in the face. He said he woke up suddenly, and wasn't sure if he dreamed that he'd been hit, but then as he started to wake up more, he realized that his face still hurt.


I might not be a pleasant sleeper either. Long ago, my cats stopped sleeping on the bed with me. They'll sleep on the bed so long as the lights are on, but once they go off, the cats go to the floor.

Talking - the only thing I've ever talked about while I was asleep was also while I was sleepwalking. I was apparently concerned about some damaged insulation on a benign wire.

My wife punches me in the face in her sleep. It's quite painful yet amusing. She calls shens on me every time I tell her she does it.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: Ns1
I've elbowed my gf in the face before. numerous times.

me too, sometimes on purpose!! hahaha, just kididng...kind of.

I usually go for broke and punch her in the uterus.

Are you Korean?