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I never held the hand of a girl

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Arik5405 said:
I think he needs a goatee and blonde spiked hair like Guy Fieri.
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Locut0s said:
I'm 29. What do I win?

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WHAT DO I WIN?
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Quit making an issue of the age, it does no good. Make an issue of bettering yourself so you will be more and more attractive to the opposite sex.

I lost all my firsts to my first, and maybe only, love at 15, we were steady for several years. I wish I could say it wasn't incredible to make you guys feel better, but that would be a lie. What I can say is that if you wait for the right person, rather forcing the issue and making it ruin your lives by placing your self worth on it, you will be glad in the end.
 
davmat787 said:
What I can say is that if you wait for the right person, rather forcing the issue and making it ruin your lives by placing your self worth on it, you will be glad in the end.
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The right person is any girl with a warm hole willing to let you use it for a while.

I slept with the first girl that would have me. After that my life got a lot easier.
 
davmat787 said:
Quit making an issue of the age, it does no good. Make an issue of bettering yourself so you will be more and more attractive to the opposite sex.

I lost all my firsts to my first, and maybe only, love at 15, we were steady for several years. I wish I could say it wasn't incredible to make you guys feel better, but that would be a lie. What I can say is that if you wait for the right person, rather forcing the issue and making it ruin your lives by placing your self worth on it, you will be glad in the end.
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Yeah I know. While I do complain a lot in other threads and while it's the truth (that I've never been with anyone), in this thread I'm just poking fun. Epic thread needs more epicness!
 
This shit belongs in L&R.

BTW, has anyone asked yet...OP, have you ever held the hand of a boy?

You might be gay...have you considered that?
 
Pervert!
Ok, start hanging around elementary schools, become a girl scout leader, become a social worker, become a foster parent, become a school teacher, and last but not least, become a priest! You will then be holding a lot more than hands.
 
Raizinman said:
Pervert!
Ok, start hanging around elementary schools, become a girl scout leader, become a social worker, become a foster parent, become a school teacher, and last but not least, become a priest! You will then be holding a lot more than hands.
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korean priests only in korean churchs.
 
Locut0s said:
I'm 29. What do I win?

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WHAT DO I WIN?
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You win a real life failboat, now go back into your cave and play with your hand. Conversely, you could go outside and get some fucking sunshine and some... oh I don't know, some real human interaction.
 
Zeze said:
Sometimes I want to leave this forum. Too many members are indeed stereotypical basement nerds, internet warriors by night.

You'd just scoff at them if you ever saw them in person.
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I think there are just too many attention whores that just make troll posts to see how many responses they can get. But then again, this is the off-topic section of a tech forum...if you are trolling here, you've really hit rock bottom. You can't get much more insignificant.

There I just added one for ya OP, good luck to you sir.
 
I don't feel sorry for you. I was a below average looking guy throughout school and managed to have girlfriends. Getting a girl in school involved nothing more than putting a few sentences together and doing so without drooling on yourself usually was enough. It's a shame you've wasted so much of your youth without ever having experienced love.
 
davmat787 said:
Girls can be very good at detecting creepy guys. Based on some of your posts, that could be your problem.
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Men are just as good as detecting creeps... they just don't show it since who cares? Not like they'll wake up with some creep smiling over them.

Lol at whoever offered some advice to the op and then called him a scrawny bitch... Sometimes Atot reads better than best of CL.
 
HamburgerBoy said:
Uh, not even close, again, and we all know what you really meant.

My threads are gems, btw.
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Yes, not only are you a loser but an idiot. Yes, I'm a racist b/c I think the OP posts like savoyboy. Sad thing about you, is that you're so sad that we know you're not trolling.

Even sadder are the folks taking this troll seriously. L&R caught it but P&N and OT are clueless.
 
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