I never held the hand of a girl

[HumblePie]

Excuse me while I go ask my GF for another BJ 🙂

 

[rakzum]

Excuse me while I go ask my GF for another BJ 🙂

Can I wait in line?

 

[brianmanahan]

hopefully our little buddy rakzum with no shoulders has buffed himself up by now and perhaps even held the hand of a girl

 

[Ns1]

"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ ME

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your left hand." ~ ME

nice bump.

 

[coldmeat]

Damn, those Johansson pictures came out over a year ago already?

 

[highland145]

hopefully our little buddy rakzum with no shoulders has buffed himself up by now and perhaps even held the hand of a girl

Quite the impressive tool.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

I held the hand of a girl only an hour ago, but we're only friends, i'm 18, my advice is to be less creepy, go out more, and get some friends who are girls.

LOL baby newsham

 

[Gintaras]

I was born with a birth defect.

I don't have shoulders.

You represent United States Of America - a so called "super power"

 

[JulesMaximus]

Neither have I, although you're older than me so I'm still good.

It's okay, I held the hand of a girl while using your identity which I stole from you so technically you have.