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I need to overclock my brain without damaging it.

Arcadio

Arcadio

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With the recent release of Sandybridge processors and their awesome overclocking abilities, I've thinking about the fact that there is an even more powerful processor in my possession: My brain.

So of course, I've been doing some research on the best ways to overclock my own brain without actually damaging it. Now, I know that my brain doesn't work in the same way a computer processor does, so using the term "overclock" is technically not accurate. All I want is to increase my brain's performance without causing any damage, since my brain's warranty expired the moment it was created.

I was thinking of ways to increase the rate at which my brain processes information, but if I increase this rate too much, I will probably also need to increase the flow of blood to the brain, so I need to find ways to increase bloodflow as well.

Does anyone know any tips on achieving superior performance out of a biological brain? Also, what kind of stress test will I need to verify my brain's stability after overclocking?
 
Overclocking is limited by the capabilities of the original hardware. No matter how much voltage you pump through it a 486/25 is not going to outperform a Sandybridge. I suggest you take a good, honest look at the severe deficiencies of your current brain and you'll see the need for a complete upgrade. An overclock just isn't going to cut it.
 
You may need one of these for cooling:

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if you really want to overclock a lot, this may be your best bet

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Eat a balanced diet rich in omega 3, get plenty of sleep, and exercise both body and brain. Other solutions are like overclocking a cpu without a good cooler.
 
BudAshes said:
Hire an asian kid to be your side kick and remember things for you. It's could be like adding a bigger hard drive.

edit* this may have the side effect of creeping people out though.
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My computer doesn't use mundane things such as RAM or video cards.

My hard drive is composed of a thousand Chinese students hand picked from the best of the best of universities. They spend their days chained to a desk where all they are given is a nutrient mixture mixed with some anti depressants, dopamine, and a stimulant given through a feeding tube. They memorize 0's and 1's all day and every time I need a file, they regurgitate it to my video card.

My video card is made up of 100,000,000 Koreans who all hold a book of colors. They receive information from my hard drive and flip to a corresponding color to display it on my screen. With training they can manage a response time of 10 hz. I've played crysis on such a system, and while replacing the ones who collapse of exhaustion is quite expensive, it is still a good experience to have.
 
doesnt overclocking reduce the lifespan of CPUS? if you are using that as your analogy, why would you expect different results from your brain?
 
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