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I need to overclock my brain without damaging it.

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When you wake up in the morning, shout delete repeatedly. If you did it quickly enough you will have access to your low level brain options. From here, spin your right arm clockwise or counterclockwise to increase or decrease the speed of your brain, respectively. Then, punch yourself in the face to knock yourself out and reboot.
 
BudAshes said:
Hire an asian kid to be your side kick and remember things for you. It could be like adding a bigger hard drive.

edit* this may have the side effect of creeping people out though.
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More creeped out than they would be by Arcadio solo? Is that even possible?
 
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