I need to know a couple of things about typical High School parties...

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: BSEagle1

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Your daughter can come visit me instead.

🙂

Viper GTS

A. It's not my daughter. I'm not even married.
B. Screw you, and thanks for your useful reply.

Bitter, are we?

Lighten up a little, the week is almost halfway over.

Viper GTS

The guy's obviously a dorky Eagle Scout (Boy Scouts Eagle1) who never got invited to parties and is now curious about what he missed. Of course he's bitter. 😛

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: BSEagle1

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Your daughter can come visit me instead.

🙂

Viper GTS

A. It's not my daughter. I'm not even married.
B. Screw you, and thanks for your useful reply.

Bitter, are we?

Lighten up a little, the week is almost halfway over.

Viper GTS

The guy's obviously a dorky Eagle Scout (Boy Scouts Eagle1) who never got invited to parties and is now curious about what he missed. Of course he's bitter. 😛

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
Hmmm...some decently mixed replies.
When sexual activities do occur, how often does an STD get transmitted?
Again, thanks for the replies.

Well the last time I was at a party I was able to swab a few vaginas, and teh test results showed a 15% infection rate.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
First of all, I've never been and never will be a real party goer. I went to one, and from that experience they really bore me, as I'd much rather sit myself down for a good session of one game or another. And before someone asks, yes I did leave that party early, I spent roughly 10 minutes there and left, dissapointed at having wasted my time.
Second, I appologize for sounding paranoid and overly worried, but that's my nature and is just part of who I am. If it bugs you that much then maybe you shouldn't have taken the time to reply.
I have my reasons for needing this information right now, and they're just that: *my* reasons.

Again, thanks for the help.

Wow, you really need to lighten up.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: rudder

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
Hmmm...some decently mixed replies.
When sexual activities do occur, how often does an STD get transmitted?
Again, thanks for the replies.

Well the last time I was at a party I was able to swab a few vaginas, and teh test results showed a 15% infection rate.

I bet that wasn't the only thing you were swabbing mate!

 

[psydancerqt]

describe the 10 minutes you spent at your party. why was it a waste of time? who were you there with? why did you go? what were you expecting?

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
First of all, I've never been and never will be a real party goer. I went to one, and from that experience they really bore me, as I'd much rather sit myself down for a good session of one game or another. And before someone asks, yes I did leave that party early, I spent roughly 10 minutes there and left, dissapointed at having wasted my time.
Second, I appologize for sounding paranoid and overly worried, but that's my nature and is just part of who I am. If it bugs you that much then maybe you shouldn't have taken the time to reply.
I have my reasons for needing this information right now, and they're just that: *my* reasons.

Again, thanks for the help.

Are you one of those people possibly obsessive compulsive where they have to know extactly or as close as possible of where they are going? Just wondering... To answer your questions 1, 2, and 3 are not common...

 

[dquan97]

The parties I went to were pretty orderly...nothing like you see on tv.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
Hmmm...some decently mixed replies.
When sexual activities do occur, how often does an STD get transmitted?
Again, thanks for the replies.

WTF???? What the hell kinda questions are these anyway???
Im thinkin someone needs to get a life or something, how the hell do you expect anyone to answer this. Im sure you didnt get an STD after your 10min at some party...you know you gotta have sex first and all

...this thread is really twisted...

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: rudder

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
Hmmm...some decently mixed replies.
When sexual activities do occur, how often does an STD get transmitted?
Again, thanks for the replies.

Well the last time I was at a party I was able to swab a few vaginas, and teh test results showed a 15% infection rate.

Because everyone knows STD's only come from women...

amish

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: BSEagle1

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Your daughter can come visit me instead.

🙂

Viper GTS

A. It's not my daughter. I'm not even married.
B. Screw you, and thanks for your useful reply.

Bitter, are we?

Lighten up a little, the week is almost halfway over.

Viper GTS

The guy's obviously a dorky Eagle Scout (Boy Scouts Eagle1) who never got invited to parties and is now curious about what he missed. Of course he's bitter. 😛

Sounds like he needs the info for a report to me, and he's being all secretive about it so people dont start telling him to do his own damn homework.

 

[Anubis]

nm

 

[crumpet19]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
how the hell did you get 2000 posts being as stupid as you are?

lol

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
I'm talking the kind held unsupervised at a students house:
1. How common is rape?
2. How common is it for girls to go partially nude? (As in, topless and braless)
3. What overall usually happens at these events?
I'd prefer you not ask why I need to know this...I've never attended such a party myself (They never interested me), so I come to you for answers.

Thanks in advance to any who reply...
--Eag

1. not very common (atleast at the ones i went to all though HS)
2. common.... oh. so. common. 😀
3. booz are drank, pot is smoked, people shoot the sh!t, drinking games played, girls get paid to make out with eachother... ehh the 'fun' things 😉

definatly good times, till the cops show 🙁

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
Hmmm...some decently mixed replies.
When sexual activities do occur, how often does an STD get transmitted?
Again, thanks for the replies.

WTF???? What the hell kinda questions are these anyway???
Im thinkin someone needs to get a life or something, how the hell do you expect anyone to answer this. Im sure you didnt get an STD after your 10min at some party...you know you gotta have sex first and all

...this thread is really twisted...

Lol,it sure is 🙂

Hell you go to a party in the hopes of having a good time and you just roll with it,Geez this thread reads like a survey report for the CDC.

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
Hmmm...some decently mixed replies.
When sexual activities do occur, how often does an STD get transmitted?
Again, thanks for the replies.

not often if you wrap it.

quit with this chitchat here and get ready for a shaker tonight. 😀

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
Hmmm...some decently mixed replies.
When sexual activities do occur, how often does an STD get transmitted?
Again, thanks for the replies.

WTF???? What the hell kinda questions are these anyway???
Im thinkin someone needs to get a life or something, how the hell do you expect anyone to answer this. Im sure you didnt get an STD after your 10min at some party...you know you gotta have sex first and all

...this thread is really twisted...

Lol,it sure is 🙂

Hell you go to a party in the hopes of having a good time and you just roll with it,Geez this thread reads like a survey report for the CDC.

Actually survey data for the CDC is probably more interesting than this thread. Trust me.

<---- works for the CDC in the bacterial STD division. 😉

 

[amnesiac]

Dude, you sound like you haven't even so much as seen a naked breast in your life. What's with the inquiry about STDs? If you're a big enough nerdy assbite to prefer seclusion in a room with a bag of Cheetos, Counterstrike, and your right hand to keep you company as opposed to a party with friends, then you have other things to worry about.

Here are some statments to debunk whatever skewed view you have of highschool parties:

1. They are not massive orgies of Caligulan proportions. Depending on the size of the party, a few people may make out. If it gets really wild, some guy and his girlfriend might get busy in the little brother's bedroom.

2. High school girls, even drunk ones, will likely not strip naked and demand to be rutted on the floor in front of the entire crowd. Stop watching those episodes of College F*** Fest. That sh1t doesn't happen, not even in College parties.

3. You'll only have to worry about STDs if you ride some skanky ho bareback, which, given your apparent level of social ineptitude, will not even have a likely chance of happening until you are 35. Granted, assuming you DO get lucky via a pity screw from the fat chick, you still have a chance of contracting contact STDs such as warts, if she has 'em, regardless of protection.

4. No one will rape you. I promise.

5. No one will force drinks on you, lace your apple martini with roofies, or stick you in a room and demand you hotbox with them.

*edit*

6. If you hear sirens, bolt. Regardless of whether you drank water or everclear, or your proxmity to any illegal substance, you WILL be detained and your parents called.

7. Go with friends. If you know nobody at the party, of course you'll have a horrible time. If you don't have any friends, or don't have any friends who don't have incurable GAD, just go and hang out for MORE THAN 10 MINUTES, ya wuss.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
Hmmm...some decently mixed replies.
When sexual activities do occur, how often does an STD get transmitted?
Again, thanks for the replies.

WTF???? What the hell kinda questions are these anyway???
Im thinkin someone needs to get a life or something, how the hell do you expect anyone to answer this. Im sure you didnt get an STD after your 10min at some party...you know you gotta have sex first and all

...this thread is really twisted...

Lol,it sure is 🙂

Hell you go to a party in the hopes of having a good time and you just roll with it,Geez this thread reads like a survey report for the CDC.

Actually survey data for the CDC is probably more interesting than this thread. Trust me.

<---- works for the CDC in the bacterial STD division. 😉

Rotflmao!!!

The only questions I ask when I'm invited to a party is what time,where? and what can I bring along🙂

 

[reitz]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: BSEagle1

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Your daughter can come visit me instead.

🙂

Viper GTS

A. It's not my daughter. I'm not even married.
B. Screw you, and thanks for your useful reply.

Bitter, are we?

Lighten up a little, the week is almost halfway over.

Viper GTS

The guy's obviously a dorky Eagle Scout (Boy Scouts Eagle1) who never got invited to parties and is now curious about what he missed. Of course he's bitter. 😛

Maybe, but my bet is that his high school girlfriend (or a close friend still in high school) has started going to parties and he's looking for arguments to use or a little reassuring (more likely the former, I think).

BSEagle1, am I close? 😉

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: amnesiac
Dude, you sound like you haven't even so much as seen a naked breast in your life. What's with the inquiry about STDs? If you're a big enough nerdy assbite to prefer seclusion in a room with a bag of Cheetos, Counterstrike, and your right hand to keep you company as opposed to a party with friends, then you have other things to worry about.

Here are some statments to debunk whatever skewed view you have of highschool parties:

1. They are not massive orgies of Caligulan proportions. Depending on the size of the party, a few people may make out. If it gets really wild, some guy and his girlfriend might get busy in the little brother's bedroom.

2. High school girls, even drunk ones, will likely not strip naked and demand to be rutted on the floor in front of the entire crowd. Stop watching those episodes of College F*** Fest. That sh1t doesn't happen, not even in College parties.

3. You'll only have to worry about STDs if you ride some skanky ho bareback, which, given your apparent level of social ineptitude, will not even have a likely chance of happening until you are 35. Granted, assuming you DO get lucky via a pity screw from the fat chick, you still have a chance of contracting contact STDs such as warts, if she has 'em, regardless of protection.

4. No one will rape you. I promise.

5. No one will force drinks on you, lace your apple martini with roofies, or stick you in a room and demand you hotbox with them.

*edit*

6. If you hear sirens, bolt. Regardless of whether you drank water or everclear, or your proxmity to any illegal substance, you WILL be detained and your parents called.

7. Go with friends. If you know nobody at the party, of course you'll have a horrible time. If you don't have any friends, or don't have any friends who don't have incurable GAD, just go and hang out for MORE THAN 10 MINUTES, ya wuss.

said it best... in regards to number 6.... keep your shoes with you at all times 😉, nothing sucks more than running from a party in your socks and there is snow on the ground 🙁

 

[zippy]

Originally posted by: amnesiac
Dude, you sound like you haven't even so much as seen a naked breast in your life. What's with the inquiry about STDs? If you're a big enough nerdy assbite to prefer seclusion in a room with a bag of Cheetos, Counterstrike, and your right hand to keep you company as opposed to a party with friends, then you have other things to worry about.

Here are some statments to debunk whatever skewed view you have of highschool parties:

1. They are not massive orgies of Caligulan proportions. Depending on the size of the party, a few people may make out. If it gets really wild, some guy and his girlfriend might get busy in the little brother's bedroom.

2. High school girls, even drunk ones, will likely not strip naked and demand to be rutted on the floor in front of the entire crowd. Stop watching those episodes of College F*** Fest. That sh1t doesn't happen, not even in College parties.

3. You'll only have to worry about STDs if you ride some skanky ho bareback, which, given your apparent level of social ineptitude, will not even have a likely chance of happening until you are 35. Granted, assuming you DO get lucky via a pity screw from the fat chick, you still have a chance of contracting contact STDs such as warts, if she has 'em, regardless of protection.

4. No one will rape you. I promise.

5. No one will force drinks on you, lace your apple martini with roofies, or stick you in a room and demand you hotbox with them.

*edit*

6. If you hear sirens, bolt. Regardless of whether you drank water or everclear, or your proxmity to any illegal substance, you WILL be detained and your parents called.

7. Go with friends. If you know nobody at the party, of course you'll have a horrible time. If you don't have any friends, or don't have any friends who don't have incurable GAD, just go and hang out for MORE THAN 10 MINUTES, ya wuss.

Good list.

Just to add to it, the host/hostess may be completely drunk but for the most part, they still know and the guests still know that they have to keep the house in one piece. So the cat isn't getting spray painted orange and the carpet won't be peed on. It's usually pretty fun if you know some people there. You don't even have to drink to have a good time - I usually offered to be a designated driver, and there were always a few other people there that didn't drink either.

And yeah, hear the cops coming, get the fvck out. Or, if you're on your way to the party and you see cops in the vicinity, hold off from going and call someone at the party.

The most 'crazy' thing I ever saw at a party were three girls making out on a bed with no shirt on (but with bras) when they were drunk. Though, really, I bet they would have done that sober too.

If you don't know anyone, of course the party will be a drag and you'll want to leave after 10 minutes.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: rudder

Originally posted by: BSEagle1
Hmmm...some decently mixed replies.
When sexual activities do occur, how often does an STD get transmitted?
Again, thanks for the replies.

Well the last time I was at a party I was able to swab a few vaginas, and teh test results showed a 15% infection rate.

Because everyone knows STD's only come from women...

amish

Well I am not about to say that I swabbed a few penises. So for the sake of this thread, for now we only need to worry about the STD's from women.