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I need coworker revenge ideas

I was so totally livid today. lol. it's funnier now that I've got a couple drinks in me, but I was ready to kill my coworker today.

this client called in with a super annoying request -- he had mailed in about 50 dvds and needed them swapped out one at a time in his server. not only did my coworker give him my name as a point of contact for all of his cd swapping needs, he gave the client my direct number... so my entire shift at work today was filled with dropping whatever I was doing every 20 minutes to go swap a dvd into a server and wait for the client to call back. :laugh:

anyone have any revenge ideas?
 
Probably fuck his wife and his daughter(s) (if they're legal).

Ps. And his mom while you're at it.
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
I was so totally livid today. lol. it's funnier now that I've got a couple drinks in me, but I was ready to kill my coworker today.

this client called in with a super annoying request -- he had mailed in about 50 dvds and needed them swapped out one at a time in his server. not only did my coworker give him my name as a point of contact for all of his cd swapping needs, he gave the client my direct number... so my entire shift at work today was filled with dropping whatever I was doing every 20 minutes to go swap a dvd into a server and wait for the client to call back. :laugh:

anyone have any revenge ideas?

Enlist him in the Army. :thumbsup:
 
Awww dude that sucks.

On a similar note, I mailed a cakebox of blank dvd's with numbers written on the labels to these douchebags we lease our servers from and proceeded to call every 20 minutes to have the poor bastard swap in the next disk in the set. It was priceless. I could hear the guy fuming over the phone every time I called to interrupt whatever he was working on. It was great. Tomorrow I think I'll "accidentally" delete some system files and maybe screw with the partition tables and call up bitching that our server's down!
 
1) Lace his coffee with roofies

2) Wait for coworker to lose lucidity

3) Untuck his shirt

4) Leave a spent packet of astroglide and a empty condom wrapper on desk

5) Await hilarity


 
Originally posted by: loki8481
atot night crew sucks at revenge ideas 😛

/bump

Describe what are some things he would be doing on a typical day and maybe from that we can think of some ideas
 
Wow that was a dick move of him.
Does direct # = your personal Cell number ? If so, and the client called, I would tell the person them exactly that and never call this number again. If they ever need to reach you they can call the office phone.

oh yea fuck his wife, daughter, sister... sweet revenge
 
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