I need coworker revenge ideas

[nageov3t]

I was so totally livid today. lol. it's funnier now that I've got a couple drinks in me, but I was ready to kill my coworker today.

this client called in with a super annoying request -- he had mailed in about 50 dvds and needed them swapped out one at a time in his server. not only did my coworker give him my name as a point of contact for all of his cd swapping needs, he gave the client my direct number... so my entire shift at work today was filled with dropping whatever I was doing every 20 minutes to go swap a dvd into a server and wait for the client to call back. :laugh:

anyone have any revenge ideas?

 

[bobsmith1492]

Watch The Office; it's on Netflix watch instantly. They have a 30-day free trial.

 

[Baked]

Probably fuck his wife and his daughter(s) (if they're legal).

Ps. And his mom while you're at it.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Baked
Probably fuck his wife and his daughter(s) (if they're legal).

Ps. And his mom while you're at it.

Then kill them.

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: Baked
Probably fuck his wife and his daughter(s) (if they're legal).

Ps. And his mom while you're at it.

You forgot his dog.

 

[nageov3t]

in a million years, I wouldn't want to go where he's already been

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: loki8481
I was so totally livid today. lol. it's funnier now that I've got a couple drinks in me, but I was ready to kill my coworker today.

this client called in with a super annoying request -- he had mailed in about 50 dvds and needed them swapped out one at a time in his server. not only did my coworker give him my name as a point of contact for all of his cd swapping needs, he gave the client my direct number... so my entire shift at work today was filled with dropping whatever I was doing every 20 minutes to go swap a dvd into a server and wait for the client to call back. :laugh:

anyone have any revenge ideas?

Enlist him in the Army. :thumbsup:

 

[coldmeat]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Baked
Probably fuck his wife and his daughter(s) (if they're legal).

Ps. And his mom while you're at it.

Then kill them.

You guys got it in the wrong order.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: coldmeat

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Baked
Probably fuck his wife and his daughter(s) (if they're legal).

Ps. And his mom while you're at it.

Then kill them.

You guys got it in the wrong order.

That is hilariously morbid.

 

[AMCRambler]

Awww dude that sucks.

On a similar note, I mailed a cakebox of blank dvd's with numbers written on the labels to these douchebags we lease our servers from and proceeded to call every 20 minutes to have the poor bastard swap in the next disk in the set. It was priceless. I could hear the guy fuming over the phone every time I called to interrupt whatever he was working on. It was great. Tomorrow I think I'll "accidentally" delete some system files and maybe screw with the partition tables and call up bitching that our server's down!

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: coldmeat

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Baked
Probably fuck his wife and his daughter(s) (if they're legal).

Ps. And his mom while you're at it.

Then kill them.

You guys got it in the wrong order.

That is hilariously morbid.

Check out his username. Fitting.

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: coldmeat

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Baked
Probably fuck his wife and his daughter(s) (if they're legal).

Ps. And his mom while you're at it.

Then kill them.

You guys got it in the wrong order.

That is hilariously morbid.

He has the perfect handle for that kind of response.

 

[Born2bwire]

http://video.google.com/videop...id=2935880987969907264

Don't be a stiffly Stifferson.

 

[Bignate603]

Exlax brownies

 

[nageov3t]

atot night crew sucks at revenge ideas

/bump

 

[xeemzor]

Remove the toilet paper from the bathroom just before he has to use it?

 

[lokiju]

Kill his parents, grind up their remains, turn them into Chili and then feed it to him?


For reference...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Tenorman_Must_Die

 

[K1052]

1) Lace his coffee with roofies

2) Wait for coworker to lose lucidity

3) Untuck his shirt

4) Leave a spent packet of astroglide and a empty condom wrapper on desk

5) Await hilarity

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: loki8481
atot night crew sucks at revenge ideas

/bump

Describe what are some things he would be doing on a typical day and maybe from that we can think of some ideas

 

[imported_Section8]

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. Get this - http://www.liquidass.com/store/home.php?cat=1

Put a drop or two in his office/cube and enjoy. No need to thank me.

 

[isekii]

Wow that was a dick move of him.
Does direct # = your personal Cell number ? If so, and the client called, I would tell the person them exactly that and never call this number again. If they ever need to reach you they can call the office phone.

oh yea fuck his wife, daughter, sister... sweet revenge

 

[TheKub]

1. Gun
2. Face
3....
4. Profit!

 

[paulxcook]

Unscrew the top portion of his office chair so when he sits down it falls apart.

 

[darkxshade]

rearrange all the icons on his desktop into a shape of a penis and the word fuk you beside it

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: coldmeat

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Baked
Probably fuck his wife and his daughter(s) (if they're legal).

Ps. And his mom while you're at it.

Then kill them.

You guys got it in the wrong order.

:laugh: Excellent!