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i need a sad love poem [=i told her how i felt=]

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Originally posted by: VBboy
Girly girl, come make me happy,
Let's get naked really snappy,
Don't be hiding no sex,
Eww, you didn't shave them legs! :Q

(As soon as this one is absorbed and appreciated, I will write more)
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*golf clap*

- M4H
 
Ok, one last poem for all the fans out there!
This one will work with any girl's name.

I love you deeply, oh my dear,
I want to do ya in the rear,
You mean so much to me, <girl's name>,
This here is VBboy's satire.


(It's water-marked, and you'll never figure out how! 🙂)
 
Originally posted by: VBboy
Ok, one last poem for all the fans out there!
This one will work with any girl's name.

I love you deeply, oh my dear,
I want to do ya in the rear,
You mean so much to me, <girl's name>,
This here is VBboy's satire.


(It's water-marked, and you'll never figure out how! 🙂)
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Might I suggest that you stop going to that Asian site?
 
Originally posted by: xirtam
Originally posted by: VBboy
Ok, one last poem for all the fans out there!
This one will work with any girl's name.

I love you deeply, oh my dear,
I want to do ya in the rear,
You mean so much to me, <girl's name>,
This here is VBboy's satire.


(It's water-marked, and you'll never figure out how! 🙂)
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Might I suggest that you stop going to that Asian site?
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serioulsy, your obviously spending more time there than here on AT
 
Originally posted by: MainFramed
Originally posted by: xirtam
Originally posted by: VBboy
Ok, one last poem for all the fans out there!
This one will work with any girl's name.

I love you deeply, oh my dear,
I want to do ya in the rear,
You mean so much to me, <girl's name>,
This here is VBboy's satire.


(It's water-marked, and you'll never figure out how! 🙂)
Click to expand...

Might I suggest that you stop going to that Asian site?
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serioulsy, your obviously spending more time there than here on AT
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I work double shifts - morning here, evenings - there. I'm only human!
 
this vacation's useless
these white pills aren't kind
i've given a lot of thought on this 13-hour drive
i missed the grinding concrete where we sat past 8 or 9
and slowly finished laughing in the glow of our headlights
i've given a lot of thought to the nights we use to have
the days have come and gone
our lives when by so fast
i faintly remember breathing on your bedroom floor
where i laid and told you but you sweared you loved me more

do you care if i don't know what to say
will you sleep tonight, or will you think of me
will i shake this off, pretend its all okay
that there's someone out there who feels just like me
there is

those notes you wrote me
i've kept them all
i'll give a lot of thought of how to write you back this fall
with every single letter in every single word
there will be a hidden message about a boy that loves a girl

do you care if i don't know what to say
will you sleep tonight, or will you think of me
will i shake this off, pretend its all okay
that there's someone out there who feels just like me
there is

do you care if i don't know what to say
will you sleep tonight, or will you think of me
will i shake this off, pretend its all okay
that there's someone out there who feels just like me

do you care if i don't know what to say
will you sleep tonight, or will you think of me
will i shake this off, pretend its all okay
that there's someone out there who feels just like me
there is

-Box Car Racer

I have been listening to this song over and over the past 24 hours, i can relate to it most..in a way 😱 good song
 
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: MainFramed
Originally posted by: xirtam
Originally posted by: VBboy
Ok, one last poem for all the fans out there!
This one will work with any girl's name.

I love you deeply, oh my dear,
I want to do ya in the rear,
You mean so much to me, <girl's name>,
This here is VBboy's satire.


(It's water-marked, and you'll never figure out how! 🙂)
Click to expand...

Might I suggest that you stop going to that Asian site?
Click to expand...

serioulsy, your obviously spending more time there than here on AT
Click to expand...

I work double shifts - morning here, evenings - there. I'm only human!
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I don't believe you. I think you've got a lot of explaining to do in the ALIEN thread.
 
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: MainFramed
Originally posted by: xirtam
Originally posted by: VBboy
Ok, one last poem for all the fans out there!
This one will work with any girl's name.

I love you deeply, oh my dear,
I want to do ya in the rear,
You mean so much to me, <girl's name>,
This here is VBboy's satire.


(It's water-marked, and you'll never figure out how! 🙂)
Click to expand...

Might I suggest that you stop going to that Asian site?
Click to expand...

serioulsy, your obviously spending more time there than here on AT
Click to expand...

I work double shifts - morning here, evenings - there. I'm only human!
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lol

thanks for the laugh i really needed it
 
In Japanese style:

Clothes - on floor,
Chopstick - away.
Ready for
Chinese buffet!


😀

Damn, I'm good.
 
That ain't no haiku.

Try the 5-7-5 form. I hear it works well with Japanese chicks.

my girl over there
she should take her clothes off now
and give in to me
 
Originally posted by: xirtam
That ain't no haiku.

Try the 5-7-5 form. I hear it works well with Japanese chicks.

my girl over there
she should take her clothes off now
and give in to me
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I hear chicks at Burger King dig haikus.
rolleye.gif


/me applauds VBboy's latest contributions ... may I offer you a book deal?

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: AMDman12GHz
I am in tears from missing you right now
Alone is how I feel without you near
To go on without you I know not How
For this pain in my heart is so severe
If only you would take me back to you
Please just give me a chance to show my love
We could forget the past and start anew
For I know we were destined from above
<Insert Name Here>, my love for you is so great
I look at you and relize that you are my soul mate.

Josh Overcash


May not be the best, But Maybe it will help you out some.. If you like it feel free to use it, you may claim it as your own also... Ill try to do anything to help a guy with the girl he loves 😀
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thanks 🙂
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: xirtam
That ain't no haiku.

Try the 5-7-5 form. I hear it works well with Japanese chicks.

my girl over there
she should take her clothes off now
and give in to me
Click to expand...

I hear chicks at Burger King dig haikus.
rolleye.gif


/me applauds VBboy's latest contributions ... may I offer you a book deal?

- M4H
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How vindictive.
 
Originally posted by: MainFramed
Originally posted by: VBboy
I'm MainFramed,
And you are hot,
Will you pull me
By my nut?

:Q
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didint see that, rolf you prick 😛
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I can write you a whole variety of perverted pulling jokes. Which body part would you like to have pulled?
 
Chains and whips are for the weak,
But you and I are Pro's.
I'm a horny geek,
Give me my spanking dose.


... Must.. stop...
 
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