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I need a new girlfriend.

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Originally posted by: SithSolo1
Thats the thing, I don't have many female friends and those that I do have all have boy friends. I don't think I'd want a $50 ho from around here. I guess I'll go downtown, toss around some bread, and watch the chicks fight for the worm*. 😉

*I was just trying to play on words, worm in no way describes me.

Originally posted by: minendo
I need a new girlfriend.
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Walmart can help you out with that. Purchase 1 drill with 1" diameter bit, 1 gallon corn oil, 75ft of plastic wrap, and yellow paint. You'll forget all about that other woman.
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Walmart isn't that bad of an idea, around her a lot of hotties can be found there after dark.
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Pick up a sport. Tennis is good. Outdoor and girls like to play Tennis. Gymnastics class is FULL of girls. I see a lot of girls at Gymnastics everytime I go. Very friendly and all very nice and dam crazy in what they can do :Q 😀. They are *very* willing to help you do the flips and summersaults. Them a few sessions later ask for a girls number.

Koing

 
Originally posted by: Koing

Pick up a sport. Tennis is good. Outdoor and girls like to play Tennis. Gymnastics class is FULL of girls. I see a lot of girls at Gymnastics everytime I go. Very friendly and all very nice and dam crazy in what they can do :Q 😀. They are *very* willing to help you do the flips and summersaults. Them a few sessions later ask for a girls number.

Koing
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Yeah, back in Stockton, CA I was into badminton because, I swear, all the fine looking girls were playing that. I'm pretty good at it too. The school I go to doesn't offer any kind of sports and as of now I most certainly can't afford anything extracarricular.
 
Find a nice Triad syndicate in your area, I'm pretty sure that they can hook you up with some.........at a price 🙂

 
Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
An OREO is someone who is black on the outside, white on the inside... not the other way around. 😉
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He said "Oreo Uh-Oh" which is the reverse of that 😉.
 
Everytime I see a hot Asian girl with a white guy I think to myself that she's a lost cause and she will never go out with an Asian guy again after she has tasted White. :beer:
 
Originally posted by: psianime
Everytime I see a hot Asian girl with a white guy I think to myself that she's a lost cause and she will never go out with an Asian guy again after she has tasted White. :beer:
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lol

 
Befriend a Korean guy so he can introduce you to his contacts or his sister? You're obviously lost, my friend. How do you figure that your Asian friend will hook you up with his contacts? Most of them aren't cool with that in the first place. Plus, the parents ... if they're traditional, you will experience the hatred like you did before.
 
Originally posted by: psianime
Everytime I see a hot Asian girl with a white guy I think to myself that she's a lost cause and she will never go out with an Asian guy again after she has tasted White. :beer:
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not necessarily...send them my way and I'll use my Oriental "persuasion" powers
 
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: psianime
Everytime I see a hot Asian girl with a white guy I think to myself that she's a lost cause and she will never go out with an Asian guy again after she has tasted White. :beer:
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not necessarily...send them my way and I'll use my Oriental "persuasion" powers
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Hey dude.......... your out of the game......... your married 😉

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: psianime
Everytime I see a hot Asian girl with a white guy I think to myself that she's a lost cause and she will never go out with an Asian guy again after she has tasted White. :beer:
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not necessarily...send them my way and I'll use my Oriental "persuasion" powers
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Now, now, what would your wife think of that? 😉

Edit: slow, slow, slow
 
Originally posted by: Budmantom
Ask uncle Jeff for help 😉
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Thanks for the laugh. My Uncle Jeff has quite a few problems and I can't quite conulst him that easily because he is in prison for another three years.

Anyway, I learned a long tim ago never to tell an Asian chick I like her because she's Asian. It scares the living daylights out of them and it makes me look like a frickin' weirdo... Thanks for the Asian food store advice... I'll try that.

Damn I never thought this thread would get any responses.
 
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