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I need a new girlfriend.

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MithShrike

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Ah well I had a girlfriend but not for long. Her parents weren't cool with me so that was that. Anyone know any nice Asian girls in Arizona's East Valley? They're kind of hard to find, but I hear Chandler Gilbert Community College has some really nice Asian girls there. No I am not Asian but I have what's called Yellow Fever and I prefer them.

If you must know why I prefer Asians it all started with the nice Chinese girl in my 3rd grade class who was very talented and is even prettier than I thought she would be. She was nice to me and ever since then I have liked Asian girls.

OK, so enough of me asking the wrong group of people and explaining myself, just help me if you can.
 
Yeah... I'm racist... I'm what's called an Oreo Uh-oh. I'm White on the outside, Black on the inside, and I loves me the nice looking girls.
 
Be mates with the asian guys. That should offer some help.

If your not interesting to asian girls then you are SOL. If you are then you got it made. Being asian helps a lot. The asian girls in England tend to be around asian guys more. They feel more comfortable and relaxed being people of the same origion. I know it sounds iffy but it does work that way, especially when they know few people and only been in the country a few years and moved schools to college.

Be in to anime, martial arts film, chinese food, asian food, be able to use chop sticks, what else? 😛 :Q

Koing
 
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$50 or more to the first person that hooks me up with a hottie in the Athens, GA area.
She must go out with me for at least 3 times or put out after the first date.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.
😎

Ok, I'm done. 😉
 
Originally posted by: SithSolo1
***WARNING: THIS THREAD IS BEING HIJACKED***

$50 or more to the first person that hooks me up with a hottie in the Athens, GA area.
She must go out with me for at least 3 times or put out after the first date.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.
😎

Ok, I'm done. 😉
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LOL

Mate with $50 I'd imagine you could hook yourself up with a prostitute or something that will DEFINATELY put out and put you in :Q

I'm sure a guy if really desparate for money could get a friend to date you 3x and enjoy whatever dates you go on and they could split $50 but it hardly seems worth $25 to the girl to go on 3 dates. But she does get to go on 3 dates and do whatever you had in mine.

Koing

 
Hmm... so hang out with the Asian guys huh? Perhaps I will have to befriend that Korean guy in my MCSA class. I figure if he had a sister she'd be cute... All right.
 
I need a new girlfriend.
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Walmart can help you out with that. Purchase 1 drill with 1" diameter bit, 1 gallon corn oil, 75ft of plastic wrap, and yellow paint. You'll forget all about that other woman.
 
Thats the thing, I don't have many female friends and those that I do have all have boy friends. I don't think I'd want a $50 ho from around here. I guess I'll go downtown, toss around some bread, and watch the chicks fight for the worm*. 😉

*I was just trying to play on words, worm in no way describes me.

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I need a new girlfriend.
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Walmart can help you out with that. Purchase 1 drill with 1" diameter bit, 1 gallon corn oil, 75ft of plastic wrap, and yellow paint. You'll forget all about that other woman.
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Walmart isn't that bad of an idea, around her a lot of hotties can be found there after dark.
 
Originally posted by: Mith
Hmm... so hang out with the Asian guys huh? Perhaps I will have to befriend that Korean guy in my MCSA class. I figure if he had a sister she'd be cute... All right.
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lol. we're you just looking at him and thinking "man, he would be really cute if he was a girl."
 
Originally posted by: Deslocke
Originally posted by: Mith
Hmm... so hang out with the Asian guys huh? Perhaps I will have to befriend that Korean guy in my MCSA class. I figure if he had a sister she'd be cute... All right.
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lol. we're you just looking at him and thinking "man, he would be really cute if he was a girl."
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Nah, I just have a habit on contemplating what someone's family would look like. I can usually tell these kinds of things... I can usually tell someone's ethnicity... Ah well.
 
I'm just curious...are there many asians out in Arizona?

As for getting an asian girl...let me get mine first, and then maybe I'd help you out. Hell, I'm Chinese and it's not working. Granted, I'm not trying...after the last [white] g/f ruined everything, I don't trust the entire gender 🙂 😉
 
Originally posted by: Mith
Yeah... I'm racist... I'm what's called an Oreo Uh-oh. I'm White on the outside, Black on the inside, and I loves me the nice looking girls.
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Eminem?

Vanilla Ice?


Dr. Bob?

😀

You<---Teh Sadness
 
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