I need a laugh this morning

[leftyman]

but not mine, ok?

and im sure its been done before so dont hit me with all the repost crap.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: leftyman
but not mine, ok?

and im sure its been done before so dont hit me with all the repost crap.

You can do it in my biscuits and gravy thread

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: leftyman
but not mine, ok?

and im sure its been done before so dont hit me with all the repost crap.

You can do it in my biscuits and gravy thread

thats for talking about your momma

 

[Medicine Bear]

Your mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

 

[BrokenVisage]

A laugh this morning.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Your mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

Your momma?s so fat she takes posters not pictures

 

[Medicine Bear]

Your mama so fat that when she fell off a boat the Captain yelled, land ahoy!

 

[leftyman]

Your momma?s so fat when she walks her butt claps

 

[Medicine Bear]

Your mama so fat her measurements are 48-36-46 and that was just the left arm

 

[GeneValgene]

yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway

 

[leftyman]

Your momma?s so fat on Halloween she says trick or meatloaf

 

[Slvrtg277]

Your momma is so dirty that she went to sleep on a bed with sheets that had little white angels on them, woke up and they were little black muslims.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Your mama so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck.

 

[iamme]

:laugh:

*sigh* i still love yo momma jokes

 

[leftyman]

Your momma?s so fat, she bungee jumps with a chain

 

[MisterJackson]

Yo momma's belt size is equator.

Yo mamma's so fat that when I swerved to avoid hitting her I ran out of gas.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

 

[Medicine Bear]

Your mama so fat the Corps of Engineers is using her to plug the New Orleans levee

 

[leftyman]

Your momma?s so fat your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off her

 

[BriGy86]

yo moma so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slide

 

[Medicine Bear]

Your mama so fat she uses a queen sized mattress for a maxipad

 

[leftyman]

Yo momma?s so fat, her blood type is crisco

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Your mama so fat she uses a queen sized mattress for a maxipad

Eww....so what would a tampon be?

 

[Slvrtg277]

Yo momma so fat she wore a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Your mama so fat she uses a queen sized mattress for a maxipad

Eww....so what would a tampon be?

bed post wrapped in a sheet

 

[Medicine Bear]

Your mama so fat when she runs it makes the radio station skip