I need a laugh this morning

[ahurtt]

Your mom is so fat, whenever she walks in a room wearing a red dress, all the kids yell, "Hey! Kool-aid!"

Your mom is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

Your mom is so dumb, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Your mom is so fat she leaves stretch marks in the bathtub.

Your mom is so fat, she has shock absorbers on the toilet seat.

Your mom is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One person only, please."

Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the movie theater she gets a group discount.

Your mom is so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper. And when it goes off everybody yells, "Look out, she's backing up!"

Your mom is so fat, she fell down and didn't know it.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Your mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

your moms a dirty whore who i summarily enjoy deficating on in the mid-morning hours on the sidewalk amonst the elder family members' strolls.

 

[Slvrtg277]

Your moms like a squirrel, always has a nut in her mouth.

 

[ahurtt]

Your mom is like a bowling ball. People pick her up, finger her, then throw her in an alley.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Your mama so fat she was Miss Arizona.....class Battleship

 

[leftyman]

im feeling good now i didnt realize you all had fat ugly mommas

 

[GeneValgene]

yo momma so dumb, that on her job application where it said 'Sign here', she put, 'Sagittarius'