I need a gas mask recommendation.

[ArizonaSteve]

I am absolutely serious on this. My GF has taken to eating Atkins peanut butter protein bars, resulting in some of the most nuclear, deadly farts known to man at intervals of approximately every half an hour or so. She has turned the office into a nuclear wasteland that is virtually uninhabitable during the day. I have already threatened to go to the Army Surplus store, but she merely laughs at the suggestion (not to mention the loud, raucous laughter every time she lets one rip).

Please help!!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I am absolutely serious on this. My GF has taken to eating Atkins peanut butter protein bars, resulting in some of the most nuclear, deadly farts known to man at intervals of approximately every half an hour or so. She has turned the office into a nuclear wasteland that is virtually uninhabitable during the day. I have already threatened to go to the Army Surplus store, but she merely laughs at the suggestion (not to mention the loud, raucous laughter every time she lets one rip).

Please help!!

She's defective, find a new one.

 

[MontyAC]

Plug her up?

 

[Azraele]

Eat some kashi go lean cunch and give her a taste of her own medicine.

 

[olds]

http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulen...r/c/13/ladies-flatulence-filtering-underwear/

 

[ArizonaSteve]

Eat some kashi go lean cunch and give her a taste of her own medicine.

I got her to stop eating those for that very reason. The Atkins bars are just as bad (as are, it seems, every other kind of health bar).

 

[pelov]

 

[ArizonaSteve]

http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulen...r/c/13/ladies-flatulence-filtering-underwear/

I just forwarded this to her.

 

[olds]

I just forwarded this to her.

As long as you are at it, forward me her pic.

 

[HNNstyle]

Any mask with activated carbon should work.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Get the ones with cartridges and not the medical style. They're easier to breathe in I find. I use one whenever I go in the attic so I don't choke on the fiberglass dust.

 

[MsArizonaSteve]

This is Arizona Steve's girlfriend - I just registered for this site and have no idea what to do here.............all I know is he is HIGHLY exaggerating!!!! He claims to fart "fresh mountain air" - what a bunch of BS!!!! There will be NO pictures circulating of me, either, FYI.

 

[pelov]

There will be NO pictures circulating of me, either, FYI.

Not even in Shreddies? Or at least a cork?

 

[ArizonaSteve]

Oh dear...

 

[Red Squirrel]

looooooool

 

[pelov]

looooooool

This isn't funny. For all we know they never took the gerbil out. It's no wonder it smells like death in there.

 

[olds]

This is Arizona Steve's girlfriend - I just registered for this site and have no idea what to do here.............all I know is he is HIGHLY exaggerating!!!! He claims to fart "fresh mountain air" - what a bunch of BS!!!! There will be NO pictures circulating of me, either, FYI.

Should have kept them off facebook then...

 

[MsArizonaSteve]

You do not know my name!!!!

 

[olds]

You do not know my name!!!!

Andel told me.

 

[MsArizonaSteve]

Who is Andel?

 

[ArizonaSteve]

K guys, back to gas masks please... I will check this once I get back from the gym.

 

[olds]

K guys, back to gas masks please... I will check this once I get back from the gym.

K, we'll leave Lou alone

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Thanks for the pic olds. Are you sure that's not ArizonaSteve in a wig?

 

[Blitzvogel]

This is Arizona Steve's girlfriend - I just registered for this site and have no idea what to do here.............all I know is he is HIGHLY exaggerating!!!! He claims to fart "fresh mountain air" - what a bunch of BS!!!! There will be NO pictures circulating of me, either, FYI.

!!!

This could get interesting :sneaky:

 

[MsArizonaSteve]

Y'all are HILARIOUS!!!!