I need a gas mask recommendation.

[marvdmartian]

3M half face respirator, with an activated carbon filter. :thumbsup:

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Just get some frebrezze and stray that shit up.

And OPs gf is southern since she says y'all. Alike like everyone from the south. (I live in the south)

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Give it a a week or so. Dietary changes often cause flatulence while your system adjusts.