I make popcorn in a paper bag in the microwave. How do you make it?

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Am I the only one that thinks microwave popcorn tastes like crap?

Sure, put out the call for the haters.
You make baby melty cry.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Am I the only one that thinks microwave popcorn tastes like crap?

Sure, put out the call for the haters.
You make baby melty cry.

Melty is the antichrist of popcorn, only thing worse than an aussie is a Canadian...

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Am I the only one that thinks microwave popcorn tastes like crap?

Sure, put out the call for the haters.
You make baby melty cry.

Melty is the antichrist of popcorn, only thing worse than an aussie is a Canadian...

I'll not hear you speak in such a manner about the Saint that hath brought unto Earth the Chicken Wing Pie :|

 

[sonoma1993]

microwave popcorn

 

[meltdown75]

LOL wtf nakedfrog & Pliable :laugh:

OP, I have never tried but am EXTREMELY intrigued by your popcorn method!! I might try it this week!

 

[wiredspider]

buy from dale & thomas

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: wiredspider
buy from dale & thomas

Yeah, I admit their "free popcorn" commercial made me curious. I went to the website, and my "free popcorn" only costs $6!
Then I saw the prices for their non-free products...

 

[interchange]

How the heck does your description even work? Microwave bags have a very thin film of metal built into the bottom of the bag to get hot and pop the popcorn. Popcorn is dehydrated, so how could it possibly pop on its own in the microwave without something to heat it?

 

[JBT]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
i buy those bags of microwave popcorn, from costco
the big box

ditto.

 

[Homerboy]

ugh microwave popcorn... do you people boil your filets too?

stove + Oil + corn or Popper

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
LOL wtf nakedfrog & Pliable :laugh:

OP, I have never tried but am EXTREMELY intrigued by your popcorn method!! I might try it this week!

I see a microwave fire in your future appraiser boy...

 

[KeithTalent]

I make organic microwave popcorn, all natural, no added "butter flavour" or whatever, then I add my own real, melted butter on top. It's delicious.

KT

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
smartfood.

1) open bag
2) put popcorn in mouth
3) masticate

You jizz on your own popcorn?

To each his own I guess....

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I make organic microwave popcorn, all natural, no added "butter flavour" or whatever, then I add my own real, melted butter on top. It's delicious.

KT

What about salt buddy? You grow your own salt too? Huh?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I make organic microwave popcorn, all natural, no added "butter flavour" or whatever, then I add my own real, melted butter on top. It's delicious.

KT

What about salt buddy? You grow your own salt too? Huh?

Nah, I let the sea do that for me.

KT

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: meltdown75
LOL wtf nakedfrog & Pliable :laugh:

OP, I have never tried but am EXTREMELY intrigued by your popcorn method!! I might try it this week!

I see a microwave fire in your future appraiser boy...

Uh oh! Sounds like someone's got the property tax blues!! :Q

I didn't pick up any popcorn, so the paper bag popcorn test will have to wait. I'm sure I can find something to burn in the meantime.

 

[0roo0roo]

i smell the delicious cancer

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: meltdown75
LOL wtf nakedfrog & Pliable :laugh:

OP, I have never tried but am EXTREMELY intrigued by your popcorn method!! I might try it this week!

I see a microwave fire in your future appraiser boy...

Uh oh! Sounds like someone's got the property tax blues!! :Q

I didn't pick up any popcorn, so the paper bag popcorn test will have to wait. I'm sure I can find something to burn in the meantime.

I remember a long time ago a head named pliablemoose that popped marijuana seeds

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

I have a hot air popper and only use Orville Redenbocker kernals. They do pop bigger. I melt butter o nthe stove and add salt as I mix i nthe butter. I even have a nice popcorn bowl that I got for X-mas several years ago.

 

[Icepick]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
I have a hot air popper and only use Orville Redenbocker kernals. They do pop bigger. I melt butter o nthe stove and add salt as I mix i nthe butter. I even have a nice popcorn bowl that I got for X-mas several years ago.

Same here. Hot air poppers are the only way to go. Microwave popcorn usually = burnt kernals and leeched flavor :thumbsdown:

 

[TwiceOver]

Hot air popper. Melt butter, allow butter to cool slightly. Good to go. Add Reese's Pieces for flavor.

 

[Silverbullet28]

Air popper FTW!

 

[kalipoo2000]

I have used paper bags for years to make popcorn. You have to watch out for over cooking it though.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: interchange
How the heck does your description even work? Microwave bags have a very thin film of metal built into the bottom of the bag to get hot and pop the popcorn. Popcorn is dehydrated, so how could it possibly pop on its own in the microwave without something to heat it?

Erm, how do you think pan-popped popcorn gets popped?

 

[djnsmith7]

Microwave popcorn...Super quick & easy...Badda boom, badda bing!