I like telling jokes about elevators

[IronWing]

When did Timmins get an elevator?

Timmins' elevator shaft is a tad shy of 10,000 feet.

So how come elevators have shafts but stairs have wells? English makes no sense.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Timmins' elevator shaft is a tad shy of 10,000 feet.

So how come elevators have shafts but stairs have wells? English makes no sense.

oh well, shafted again....

 

[nakedfrog]

Timmins' elevator shaft is a tad shy of 10,000 feet.

So how come elevators have shafts but stairs have wells? English makes no sense.

Blame the french.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Timmins' elevator shaft is a tad shy of 10,000 feet.

So how come elevators have shafts but stairs have wells? English makes no sense.

There's a model somewhere that shows all the tunnels etc and there's a tiny CN tower, to scale.

My church also has an elevator, sometimes you need that extra lift to get closer to God.

 

[IronWing]

There's a model somewhere that shows all the tunnels etc and there's a tiny CN tower, to scale.

My church also has an elevator, sometimes you need that extra lift to get closer to God.

That's a lofty goal!