I laugh at women who have Coach purses and act like they're rich

[Jeeebus]

they do go to the mall and ooggle the eye candy at mall; and ppl watch the women and paying attention to their purses, so they could get the purse for their future gf.

Good news and bad news.

Bad news: That is the most idiotic thing I have read today.

Good news: There's still a couple hours left before the day is over.

 

[Sheep]

Good news and bad news.

Bad news: That is the most idiotic thing I have read today.

Good news: There's still a couple hours left before the day is over.

You missed the OP's thread about being "forced" to buy a house ASAP. Enjoy.

 

[QueBert]

Why would a straight guy even notice a woman's purse? Or, even care?

Females love purses, if I'm knowledgeable about them I know what's hot and what's not. I care because giving a purse a female wants to them as a gift is damn near the best thing you can do. IMHO not even jewelry, which a lot of females absolutely love can match the exact purse they have their eye on. And even if it's a female who likes jewelry better, they'll still probably like purses. a ring or neck-less can be stupid expensive, but a purse? Even a really nice one probably won't cost you over $800. IMHO purses give the absolute best price to happiness ratio of any gift hands down. I was just on the phone with Micheal Koor a few weeks ago scouting out some info for the next seasons bags. Getting your lady a purse that just came out where she's the 1st female in her click or at her job to have it is a beautiful thing.

So why the "I'm too manly to give 2 shits about a purse!" type men are not caring at all because they think it's retarded or gay. I'm doing the exact opposite and scoring all kinds of cool points with my lady. I use to care about shit like video cards and what speed memory was current, but it didn't get me any pussy. Purses lead to all the pussy you can handle and then some. This times 100x when you get her a purse she takes to work to show off and a female she can't stand see's it and wants it. It ends with her comimg home twice as happy because she just "ruined that dumb heifers day" And in return she goes way above and beyond that night.

 

[Fritzo]

I think women with large purses are just making up for having small vaginas.

 

[mikegg]

The ones from the outlet centers are even worse and they act like they're hot shit sporting them.

Girls don't wear purses to impress guys. They wear purses to impress each other.

 

[zanejohnson]

Females love purses, if I'm knowledgeable about them I know what's hot and what's not. I care because giving a purse a female wants to them as a gift is damn near the best thing you can do. IMHO not even jewelry, which a lot of females absolutely love can match the exact purse they have their eye on. And even if it's a female who likes jewelry better, they'll still probably like purses. a ring or neck-less can be stupid expensive, but a purse? Even a really nice one probably won't cost you over $800. IMHO purses give the absolute best price to happiness ratio of any gift hands down. I was just on the phone with Micheal Koor a few weeks ago scouting out some info for the next seasons bags. Getting your lady a purse that just came out where she's the 1st female in her click or at her job to have it is a beautiful thing.

So why the "I'm too manly to give 2 shits about a purse!" type men are not caring at all because they think it's retarded or gay. I'm doing the exact opposite and scoring all kinds of cool points with my lady. I use to care about shit like video cards and what speed memory was current, but it didn't get me any pussy. Purses lead to all the pussy you can handle and then some. This times 100x when you get her a purse she takes to work to show off and a female she can't stand see's it and wants it. It ends with her comimg home twice as happy because she just "ruined that dumb heifers day" And in return she goes way above and beyond that night.

you sir, are a smart man

i like you..

i'm also going to assume you too, are packing a huge dong, like myself... man, we freaking rule.. cheers!

 

[zerocool84]

I think women with large purses are just making up for having small vaginas.

Thanks for the tip

I'll hit on the ones with large purses.

 

[mryellow]

Females love purses, if I'm knowledgeable about them I know what's hot and what's not. I care because giving a purse a female wants to them as a gift is damn near the best thing you can do. IMHO not even jewelry, which a lot of females absolutely love can match the exact purse they have their eye on. And even if it's a female who likes jewelry better, they'll still probably like purses. a ring or neck-less can be stupid expensive, but a purse? Even a really nice one probably won't cost you over $800. IMHO purses give the absolute best price to happiness ratio of any gift hands down. I was just on the phone with Micheal Koor a few weeks ago scouting out some info for the next seasons bags. Getting your lady a purse that just came out where she's the 1st female in her click or at her job to have it is a beautiful thing.

So why the "I'm too manly to give 2 shits about a purse!" type men are not caring at all because they think it's retarded or gay. I'm doing the exact opposite and scoring all kinds of cool points with my lady. I use to care about shit like video cards and what speed memory was current, but it didn't get me any pussy. Purses lead to all the pussy you can handle and then some. This times 100x when you get her a purse she takes to work to show off and a female she can't stand see's it and wants it. It ends with her comimg home twice as happy because she just "ruined that dumb heifers day" And in return she goes way above and beyond that night.

Young man, you are sadly mistaken.

 

[OCGuy]

The only guys who don't know about high-end purses and sunglasses and women's watches, etc.....are probably single and/or middle-middle class or below.

There is nothing wrong with not caring about them.....but anyone with a good job and a woman has a strong chance of knowing what is "in" or "out" when it comes to those things.

I got away with buying my SO electronics for a couple B-days and Xmas.....got her the laptop, the Ipod, the Iphone......now I had to go back to designer purses and diamonds.

As far as Qubert is concerned, he is trolling even though I agree with his message. Well, he is not trolling, he is just discussing something that he could never afford. There is nothing wrong with not being able to afford things, just don't be a dick about it to over-compensate.

 

[zanejohnson]

Young man, you are sadly mistaken.

this totally depends on what your "in it" for..

 

[z0mb13]

LV (real ones) or else, biotch.

LOL LV is for college kids or nouveau rich.

Bottega Veneta, Celine, or Hermes is where its at.. bitch! LOLOLLOLOLOL

 

[Svnla]

LOL LV is for college kids or nouveau rich.

Bottega Veneta, Celine, or Hermes is where its at.. bitch! LOLOLLOLOLOL

Typical college kids purchased real LV purses with their own money? Uh huh, right!!!

 

[madoka]

I got away with buying my SO electronics for a couple B-days and Xmas.....got her the laptop, the Ipod, the Iphone......now I had to go back to designer purses and diamonds.

I found myself in the opposite position. I bought Tiffany jewelry, Mikimoto pearls, Hermes scarves, etc. for my SO, but found out that I was better off just getting iPhones and iPads.

 

[phucheneh]

What the hell is 'Coach?'

Who would sell consumer products under the name 'shitty cramped airliner seats?' I mean really, that's the first thing that comes to my mind. Was 'Economy' already trademarked?

 

[BladeVenom]

What the hell is 'Coach?'

 

[SagaLore]

you should buy them a house

 

[badb0y]

Coach was hot shit like 5 years ago.

 

[drebo]

Only purse I'd ever buy my wife would be a Michael Kors, and only because I know there'd be "special favors" in it for me.

 

[QueBert]

Young man, you are sadly mistaken.

How so? I've bought 2 dozen purses probably, sure there are ones that you can spend thousands, even tens of thousands. But there are so many that are $800 or less. I've never spent over $1,200 on one. My lady's absolutely drooling over a bag from the up-coming MK collection. It's only $550, she wants it over bags that are 10x the price. I'll get her it plus the matching wallet and still come well under $800.

As far as Qubert is concerned, he is trolling even though I agree with his message. Well, he is not trolling, he is just discussing something that he could never afford. There is nothing wrong with not being able to afford things, just don't be a dick about it to over-compensate.

I could buy and sell you and still afford to get my woman the latest MK bag with matching wallet & clutch. You don't know me bitch so don't mention my name ever again.

 

[Lifted]

i laugh at men who laugh at women because they have the "wrong" purse.

 

[z0mb13]

Typical college kids purchased real LV purses with their own money? Uh huh, right!!!

They get their parents to buy it for them or put it on their cc..

Or get a rich bf or sugardaddy to buy it for them.. lol

 

[Baked]

Real gansters wear alligators.

 

[SSSnail]

You missed the OP's thread about being "forced" to buy a house ASAP. Enjoy.

He also missed the thread where the OP's "girlfriend" forced him to buy her an LV purse. Now, he thinks he's "hot shit" because he bought it, and started noticing purses. (It's all in his head, btw, because I don't think anyone actually gave a shit)

I'm literally LAUGHING OUT LOUD IRL YO!

 

[OCGuy]

I could buy and sell you and still afford to get my woman the latest MK bag with matching wallet & clutch. You don't know me bitch so don't mention my name ever again.

I have been around enough and read enough of your posts to psycho-analyze you. You have an inferiority complex that probably started very young. You became very defensive, most likely due to outside ridicule, or your own self-image. The determination to fight for the "underdog" in a given situation is a reflection of nurture, not nature.

The main cause of this behavior pattern is most likely due to you being some sort of out-cast or minority, either real or imagined. It could be race, attractiveness, handicap, social skills, IQ, or economics. I don't know anything about you other than you are male and lived in a lower-middle to middle-lower class area of California, and I only know that because it is within 30 miles of me.

A simple search for your posts on this forum would find that the majority of them seem against the "consensus" of the thread. If 15 people in a row say Serena Williams is disgustingly ugly, it is your job to say that she is hot, and the "standard" for beauty is incorrect. If someone makes a crack at Justin Bieber for doing something completely ludicrous, it is your job to be the one in the thread that reminds everybody that he will make more money than they ever will.

Claiming you could "buy" me is a textbook reaction to me questioning your societal status by doubting your ablility to comfortably afford expensive merchandise. If I said the same thing to someone who could, they would probably ignore it.

It is easy to come to the conclusion that you are not in a career that pays more than the national average. Your limited vocabulary, immature reactions, and scattered logic would lead me to that hypothesis, even if I never knew you lived in Riverside. All they do is support the stereotype of someone who does or did.

I'm not around enough lately to know if anyone else calls you out on your bullshit, but there it is. Nobody thinks you are a badass. I don't think I am a badass. But I also don't pretend to be what I am not.

I will never mention your name again if you never pretend to be what you aren't again, or play devil's advocate in a thread because you have an instinct to protect someone who you feel is being attacked.

If I am completely off, I apologize. For all I know you are upper-middle white collar who just has a ghetto-side to his e-persona, and I am off-base. I have been wrong before. If so, send me your final 2012 YTD stub with your company info and any SSN info blacked out. If you aren't what I think you are, you will have a reward of $100 sent to you however you would like, and I will put you on ignore so I never get tempted to respond to you again.

Goodnight.

 

[StrangerGuy]

I actually have a problem with the reverse: People who think somebody is rich just because they got a nice car etc, as if these guys can never be living like shit or in deep debt for their status symbols.