I know why you are fat!

[GasX]

So, I get my lunch and am waiting at the elevator for a minute or two. The elevator comes, I get on and hit the button for the 8th floor. As the door closes, I hear an urgent, "Hold that door!" Ever the polite person, I hit the open door button.

Fatty gets in and hits 2....

You wouldn't be so fat if you walked a flight of stairs once in a while!

 

[UnatcoAgent]

heh

 

[nick1985]

should have told him he was going to die early because of his weight.

 

[Bassyhead]

happens to me all the time

 

[anxi80]

what, was he on the first floor/looby? :sigh;...

 

[GasX]

Cmon, poeple: Up one, down two

Is that so hard!?!?!?

 

[minendo]

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[GasX]

Originally posted by: anxi80
what, was he on the first floor/looby?

Yes, going from 1 to 2 and he had come from where there is a stairwell....

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: Bassyhead
happens to me all the time

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: anxi80
what, was he on the first floor/looby?

Yes, going from 1 to 2 and he had come from where there is a stairwell....

sheesh. now ive heard it all.

edit: i work with a overweight person. he comes into work panting from the walk from the parking lot...holding a carls jr. bag...

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: anxi80
what, was he on the first floor/looby?

Yes, going from 1 to 2 and he had come from where there is a stairwell....

sheesh. now ive heard it all.

edit: i work with a overweight person. he comes into work panting from the walk from the parking lot...holding a carls jr. bag...

When I worked at Tivoli a guy in the urinal was so fat that he was out of breath from unzipping and trying to locate his weiner.

 

[Orsorum]

People are fat because they eat while taking a dump?

 

[Tiqua]

Here's something worse. Taking the elevator from 2nd floor to 3rd floor after walking past the escalator going to the 3rd floor.

Tiqua

 

[psydancerqt]

what about the people who take the elevator DOWN one floor?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: anxi80
what, was he on the first floor/looby?

Yes, going from 1 to 2 and he had come from where there is a stairwell....

sheesh. now ive heard it all.

edit: i work with a overweight person. he comes into work panting from the walk from the parking lot...holding a carls jr. bag...

There's a woman here at the CDC who has to take a couple breaks to catch her breath while walking up a 4% grade that connects two building here. Of course, the ramp is about 100' long, so I can see how this might put some in difficultly.

This is the same woman who constantly has a walking cast on one foot or the other for stress fractures because (as I overheard her say in the elevator one day) she "walks a lot". Uhuh. As in you "walk a lot" to "the refrigerator" to get "more food".

 

[BooGiMaN]

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: anxi80
what, was he on the first floor/looby?

Yes, going from 1 to 2 and he had come from where there is a stairwell....

sheesh. now ive heard it all.

edit: i work with a overweight person. he comes into work panting from the walk from the parking lot...holding a carls jr. bag...

When I worked at Tivoli a guy in the urinal was so fat that he was out of breath from unzipping and trying to locate his weiner.

Maybe he was just excited to have an audience for once.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: anxi80
what, was he on the first floor/looby?

Yes, going from 1 to 2 and he had come from where there is a stairwell....

sheesh. now ive heard it all.

edit: i work with a overweight person. he comes into work panting from the walk from the parking lot...holding a carls jr. bag...

There's a woman here at the CDC who has to take a couple breaks to catch her breath while walking up a 4% grade that connects two building here. Of course, the ramp is about 100' long, so I can see how this might put some in difficultly.

This is the same woman who constantly has a walking cast on one foot or the other for stress fractures because (as I overheard her say in the elevator one day) she "walks a lot". Uhuh. As in you "walk a lot" to "the refrigerator" to get "more food".

So, at a guess, how much does she weigh?

 

[Ranger X]

Kill me if I ever lose breath (due to obesity) from entering a building from the parking lot.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: anxi80
what, was he on the first floor/looby?

Yes, going from 1 to 2 and he had come from where there is a stairwell....

sheesh. now ive heard it all.

edit: i work with a overweight person. he comes into work panting from the walk from the parking lot...holding a carls jr. bag...

There's a woman here at the CDC who has to take a couple breaks to catch her breath while walking up a 4% grade that connects two building here. Of course, the ramp is about 100' long, so I can see how this might put some in difficultly.

This is the same woman who constantly has a walking cast on one foot or the other for stress fractures because (as I overheard her say in the elevator one day) she "walks a lot". Uhuh. As in you "walk a lot" to "the refrigerator" to get "more food".

So, at a guess, how much does she weigh?

Hmm...maybe 250 or so, and she's 5'2" at the most.

 

[dartworth]

YAWOB

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: anxi80
what, was he on the first floor/looby?

Yes, going from 1 to 2 and he had come from where there is a stairwell....

sheesh. now ive heard it all.

edit: i work with a overweight person. he comes into work panting from the walk from the parking lot...holding a carls jr. bag...

There's a woman here at the CDC who has to take a couple breaks to catch her breath while walking up a 4% grade that connects two building here. Of course, the ramp is about 100' long, so I can see how this might put some in difficultly.

This is the same woman who constantly has a walking cast on one foot or the other for stress fractures because (as I overheard her say in the elevator one day) she "walks a lot". Uhuh. As in you "walk a lot" to "the refrigerator" to get "more food".

So, at a guess, how much does she weigh?

Hmm...maybe 250 or so, and she's 5'2" at the most.

Damn. You should just roll her up the incline.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: anxi80
what, was he on the first floor/looby?

Yes, going from 1 to 2 and he had come from where there is a stairwell....

sheesh. now ive heard it all.

edit: i work with a overweight person. he comes into work panting from the walk from the parking lot...holding a carls jr. bag...

There's a woman here at the CDC who has to take a couple breaks to catch her breath while walking up a 4% grade that connects two building here. Of course, the ramp is about 100' long, so I can see how this might put some in difficultly.

This is the same woman who constantly has a walking cast on one foot or the other for stress fractures because (as I overheard her say in the elevator one day) she "walks a lot". Uhuh. As in you "walk a lot" to "the refrigerator" to get "more food".

So, at a guess, how much does she weigh?

Hmm...maybe 250 or so, and she's 5'2" at the most.

Well, if there's ever a corporate beach party and the ball pops...

 

[xboxist]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
Kill me if I ever lose breath (due to obesity) from entering a building from the parking lot.

Don't worry - you probably won't be far from death at that point anyway.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow
So, at a guess, how much does she weigh?

Hmm...maybe 250 or so, and she's 5'2" at the most.

Just how you like 'em, huh?


Seriously, working at the CDC, you think she would have some idea that being a fatass = not good. And that moving 100' shouldnt put you out of breath unless it is near vertical, or you are sprinting. Never mind needing to stop to catch your breath...