I kissed a girl today!

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wfbberzerker

Lifer
Apr 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: Aquaman
My First Time Ever

The sky was dark, the moon was high.
All alone, just her & I.
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue.
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine.
I ran my fingersdown her spine.
I don't know how but I tried my best.
I started by putting my hand on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it I felt no shame.
And all at once the white stuff came.
At last it's finished.
It's all over now.
My first time ever milking a cow.

Cheers,
Aquaman :D
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hehe those are great
 
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NTB

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Mar 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Quixfire
Originally posted by: SnapIT
In soviet russia the girl kisses YOU!
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I should move there, less effort for me.
:D
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Haha, true.

Oh, wait, I already have that problem... damn!
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What, the girl kissing you? Nice problem to have :D . My girlfriend kissed me first - quite a surprise too, since I wasn't expecting it.

Nate
 
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BDawg

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: Quixfire
Originally posted by: MainFramed
ok so you kissed a girl this moring, but what did you do with this girl last night? :p
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Sorry, I don't ____ and tell.
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If he's bragging about a friendly kiss, what happened last night couldn't have been too exciting. Heck, my wife's friends kiss me on the cheek.
 
pyonir

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Thats right! Don't worry boys, there is more than enough of me to go around.

And I'm the white one silly!
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You are correct....a LOT more than enough
 
anxi80

anxi80

Lifer
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Originally posted by: BDawg

"When you want a woman, you take the woman!"
"Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you."
"So when do you think Carmen will "open up her flower" to you?"
"Tonight, or I will kill her!"
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"jefe, would you say i have a plethora?"
(thinks for a second) "yes el guapo, you have a plethora"
"jefe, what is plethora?"
"why do you want to know el guapo?"
"because id hate for you to tell me i have a plethora of gifts when you dont know what a plethora is!"

a lil off-topic, couldnt resist though... movie is great...
 
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thawolfman

Lifer
Dec 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: Quixfire
There I was lying in bed, I rolled over and leaned up on one elbow. As I gazed down on her soft features I moved forward and kissed her on the cheek. She mumbled "It too early" and pushed me away. But I kissed a girl. :D

So how was your morning?

edit: typo
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Dude........... your mom does not count ;) :D

Cheers,
Aquaman <<<<<<<<< runs for the hills :D
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BAH! Beat me to it! :p
 
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