I kissed a girl today!

[lilFajita]

i'm confused.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Quixfire
There I was lying in bed, I rolled over and leaned up on one elbow. As I gazed down on her soft features I moved forward and kissed her on the cheek. Her mumbled "It too early" and pushed me away. But I kissed a girl.

So how was your morning?

On the cheek? What a waste of a sleep-drunk girl.

"When you want a woman, you take the woman!"
"Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you."
"So when do you think Carmen will "open up her flower" to you?"
"Tonight, or I will kill her!"

 

[notfred]

Her mumbled, huh?

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: notfred
Her mumbled, huh?

Probably meant to type, "HE mumbled."

 

[aux]

Originally posted by: Quixfire
But I kissed a girl.

Imagine what would happen if everyone started posting here their similar experience...

The answer should carry <sarcasm> tag, so it's omitted.

 

[Fausto]

We're a bunch of assholes, aren't we?

 

[Dudd]

Originally posted by: aphex
you slept with her before kissing her?

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
We're a bunch of assholes, aren't we?

Hey, he's the one airing his sordid personal life (kissing an XX's cheek) on the internet. We're just taking it to the next logical level.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve

Originally posted by: notfred
Her mumbled, huh?

Probably meant to type, "HE mumbled."

The 'r' key is next to the 'e' key...

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: Fausto1
We're a bunch of assholes, aren't we?

Hey, he's the one airing his sordid personal life (kissing an XX's cheek) on the internet. We're just taking it to the next logical level.

Of course. I was just taking a moment to revel in our collective (and funny) obnoxiousness.

 

Originally posted by: JayPatel
unless your are a girl I dont find this remotely interesting

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
OMG when she sees your pee pee I can't wait for that news.

she touched my peppy, steve!

 

[pyonir]

I like cheese.

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: aux

Originally posted by: Quixfire
But I kissed a girl.

Imagine what would happen if everyone started posting here their similar experience...

The answer should carry <sarcasm> tag, so it's omitted.

But this is a forum full of computer nerds...how often do you really think this happens?

(Yes, we are a bunch of @ssholes sometimes fausto. Made for a funny thread, didn't it?)

Nate

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
contact with the opposite sex...excellent.

 

[Pastfinder]

Originally posted by: brunswickite
my cat's breath smells like cat food

ROTFL, don't know why, but I was thinking the same thing

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: pyonir
I like cheese.

you too huh?

 

[prodigy]

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Yield

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
contact with the opposite sex...excellent.

Exceellllenttt...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Beau
I'm jealous. I wish I could have woken up with my girl next to me this morning.

Well, at least her university is only a half-hour from me. Better go on an impulse road-trip.

- M4H

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: prodigy69
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

:Q

Are they hairy and erect?

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Quixfire
There I was lying in bed, I rolled over and leaned up on one elbow. As I gazed down on her soft features I moved forward and kissed her on the cheek. She mumbled "It too early" and pushed me away. But I kissed a girl.

So how was your morning?

edit: typo

Dude........... your mom does not count

Cheers,
Aquaman <<<<<<<<< runs for the hills

 

[Quixfire]

1) I am not a girl, but I have been called a dog before.

2) The her should have been a she, edited.

3) She wasn't my sister or a one night stand, nor were either one of us hung over

4) Yes, we sometime sleep together without kissing first, schedules vary.

5) No you are not a bunch of @sshats, first time using that word, in fact I found most of the posts funny.

BTW, in case you were wondering, I'm in love with this girl and the occasional mornings when I don't "seize the day" are fine with me.

Thanks for the posts, it making my workday more interesting.

 

[Aquaman]

My First Time Ever

The sky was dark, the moon was high.
All alone, just her & I.
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue.
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine.
I ran my fingersdown her spine.
I don't know how but I tried my best.
I started by putting my hand on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it I felt no shame.
And all at once the white stuff came.
At last it's finished.
It's all over now.
My first time ever milking a cow.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[SnapIT]

In soviet russia the girl kisses YOU!