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I just had a couples massage with my girlfriend

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Lifer
I was a little nervous going in since I've never had a professional massage before. They brought us to a room in the back with two tables and we met the massage people. My gf got some old guy and I got a young woman. We were told to get undressed and get under the covers face down. Then the massage people came in and went to work on us. The woman massaged every part of me from toes to fingers to neck. Then I flipped onto my back and she massaged my chest and arms. After 45 minutes of this, they thanked us and left the room. We got dressed and left. My gf got jealous because the woman gave me her card with something written on the back. The guy gave her no card. My gf took the card from me and she wont give me it back.

I'll definetly go again!

 
Originally posted by: SirChadwick
When I had to flip around on my back and they massaged my chest, arms, and legs.... I got a stiffy.
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ROFL. I have read about female massagers giving a "release" if the patient is too... wound up. Never has happened to me though.
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I didn't get to read it. Before I got a chance, the gf took it from me 😛
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So get your balls out of your purse and the card back from your woman. 😛

- M4H[/quote]

That would be the worst mistake ever. Going into the purse is a terrible idea.
 
Where did you get the massage?

Was the info that was posted in the previous thread helpful?
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: TallBill
That would be the worst mistake ever. Going into the purse is a terrible idea.
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I said that he should get his balls out of his purse, not hers. 😉

- M4H
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Yes, but surely the card is in her purse!
 
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