I just had a couples massage with my girlfriend

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Kadarin

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: Ameesh
what did it say on the back?

I didn't get to read it. Before I got a chance, the gf took it from me :p

Time to dump her for being too controlling and irrationally jealous.
 

DaShen

Lifer
Dec 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: Ameesh
what did it say on the back?

I didn't get to read it. Before I got a chance, the gf took it from me :p

Time to dump her for being too controlling and irrationally jealous.

:confused:

Dang, Astaroth33... as long as she didn't start too much drama over it, no big deal. She just took the card, she didn't go berserk on the krunchykrome or anything. If it were my girlfriend, I would just think it was cute as long as she didn't make a huge deal out of it. I mean, the OP is in a committed relationship anyways. It wouldn't matter if he did have the card or not because he probably wouldn't do anything with it, just be flattered.
 

nakedfrog

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Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: manicfool
So. . .you didn't pitch a tent when you rolled onto your back? Cuz that would be my biggest fear in your situation.

Why is that something to fear?
 

Leros

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Jul 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: manicfool
So. . .you didn't pitch a tent when you rolled onto your back? Cuz that would be my biggest fear in your situation.

Why is that something to fear?

Because his girlfriend was with him and some young attractive girl was touching his body.
 

ViviTheMage

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Dec 12, 2002
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Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: manicfool
So. . .you didn't pitch a tent when you rolled onto your back? Cuz that would be my biggest fear in your situation.

Why is that something to fear?

Because his girlfriend was with him and some young attractive girl was touching his body.

I had a deep tissue massage by some hot young lady recently , took about an hour or so....and that was oddly the last thing on my mind. I was soo utterly relaxed.
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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I've had a full body massage a couple times. They really do feel good...

What would you have done if two guys came in to do the massage? :laugh:
 

Golgatha

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Jul 18, 2003
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Ok, this thread made me realize how long it has been since I had a massage and there is a clinic less than 5miles from where I work. Do you all think $30 for an "Advanced Techniques" student, 55min Swedish massage at an accredited school for massage is a decent deal?
 

Accipiter22

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Feb 11, 2005
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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: Ameesh
what did it say on the back?

I didn't get to read it. Before I got a chance, the gf took it from me :p

so go get it out of her pocket, and retrieve your balls while you're at it :p jk...do you feel like having the gf there enhanced the mood at all?
 

fLum0x

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how much was the whole thing? It is a cool idea, but *shrug*

If my woman took the card from me...i would just go home and tell her i have one spot left that needs some relaxation :p Working the krunchy magic!

Also...did you get the Krome of your name from those icy shoes?!
 

MotionMan

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Jan 11, 2006
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I have only gotten a massage three times in my life: My honeymoon and twice on cruises.

Made me sick to my stomach within 2 hours every time.

Never again - I rather, while the wife is getting a massage, spend my time watching the game.

MotionMan
 

Jahee

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Sep 21, 2006
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What are those deep tissue massages like? I've been toying with the idea for ages but never got round to it? Wouldnt a man have to do those, i cant imagine a woman being strong enough unless she's butch!
 

CPA

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Nov 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: DaShen
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: Ameesh
what did it say on the back?

I didn't get to read it. Before I got a chance, the gf took it from me :p

Time to dump her for being too controlling and irrationally jealous.

:confused:

Dang, Astaroth33... as long as she didn't start too much drama over it, no big deal. She just took the card, she didn't go berserk on the krunchykrome or anything. If it were my girlfriend, I would just think it was cute as long as she didn't make a huge deal out of it. I mean, the OP is in a committed relationship anyways. It wouldn't matter if he did have the card or not because he probably wouldn't do anything with it, just be flattered.

Astaroth is exactly right, she seems like she's irrationally jealous.
 

krunchykrome

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Dec 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've had a full body massage a couple times. They really do feel good...

What would you have done if two guys came in to do the massage? :laugh:

I probably wouldn't say anything since it's all professional, although I'd strongly prefer a female.
 

krunchykrome

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Dec 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: fLum0x
how much was the whole thing? It is a cool idea, but *shrug*

If my woman took the card from me...i would just go home and tell her i have one spot left that needs some relaxation :p Working the krunchy magic!

Also...did you get the Krome of your name from those icy shoes?!

The whole thing was $130, and we tipped the massage people $20 each, so it came to $170.



And the shoes are New Balance damn it! :p
 

krunchykrome

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Dec 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: Jahee
What are those deep tissue massages like? I've been toying with the idea for ages but never got round to it? Wouldnt a man have to do those, i cant imagine a woman being strong enough unless she's butch!

It was funny, while looking down, I could see the girl standing on her tippy toes putting her whole body's pressure onto me. She couldnt have been more than 110lbs. I weigh about 220lbs. She was using her forearms, elbows, wrists, knuckles..everything. At one point, I swear I think she elbow dropped me.
 

Midlander

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Dec 21, 2002
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Originally posted by: MotionMan
I have only gotten a massage three times in my life: My honeymoon and twice on cruises.

Made me sick to my stomach within 2 hours every time.

Never again - I rather, while the wife is getting a massage, spend my time watching the game.

MotionMan

Motion sickness??? :D