I just don't 'get' The Big Lebowski

[xboxist]

I tend to like these "types" of films (whatever they are)... I loved Donnie Darko and Napoleon Dynamite to no end.

Saw nothing appealing in The Big L. /shrug

 

[Chunkee]

try sticking with Napleon Dynamite. That overhyped movie is nice and slow...no in between the lines, metaphors, similies or allegories...just plain non-interpreted stupidity.

jC

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Best comeback...ever

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be f*cked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f**k you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Best comeback...ever

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be f*cked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f**k you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

lol, I did like that scene.

 

[Mucho]

Fvck it dude, let's go bowling

 

[TGS]

Nihilist: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
The Dude: Excuse me?
Nihilist: I said
[shouting]
Nihilist: "We'll cut off your johnson"!
Nihilist: Just you think about that, Lebowski.
Nihilist: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski.
Nihilist: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski.

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[vi edit]

Obviously you're not a golfer.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I'm gonna go find a cash machine.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
I'm gonna go find a cash machine.

It took you a remarkably long time to post.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

 

I thought it was stupid the first time I watched it. But the second time, I simply laughed my ass off. The movie is like a fine wine - better with age.

Those Germans crack me up EVERY time.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
I'm gonna go find a cash machine.

It took you a remarkably long time to post.

He was probably trying to find his Creedence tape.

 

[fLum0x]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
The Dude objects to your lack of understanding. You're out of your element.

"Mark it fvcking zero donny! There are rules Smokey. This isn't fvking Nam."

Pulls out a gun..."Smokey, you are about to enter a world of pain."

not sure i got it 100% right, but it still makes me smile and laugh when i think about that part of the movie. Although, jesus cleaning his balls is very funny too. I have played a drinking game to this movie that is quite rough. Take a drink every time they say "dude" and drink a white russian every time the dude drinks one. If you have a tolerance and want to get smashed...do it to every swear word. That makes it almost as bad as the Top Gun call-sign drinking game :x

 

[paulney]

Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fvck a stranger in the ass!

 

[LtPage1]

i LOVE that movie! and donnie darko is just one of the best movies ever made. not because of whatever cult thing ive never heard of, but because it was good.

 

[Electric Amish]

The only good thing about the movie was John Tuturro.

 

[Chunkee]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
The only good thing about the movie was John Tuturro.

"joo donn fvk witda jesus!"

 

[BrokenVisage]

Jesus was a funny dude

 

[funkymatt]

that jesus was a pederass

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Obviously you're not a golfer.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Chunkee
"joo donn fvk witda jesus!"

:thumbsup:

Great movie.

The OP should stick to humor that's aimed at a, well, "more simple" audience.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Chunkee
"joo donn fvk witda jesus!"

:thumbsup:

Great movie.

The OP should stick to humor that's aimed at a, well, "more simple" audience.

Yeah because bowlers getting drunk, high, and dealing with kidnappers the way mentally retarded people would is above me.. yeah, that's it. I DID find it funny, you misphrased your little zinger there, I just didn't get the whole popularity of it.

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Chunkee
"joo donn fvk witda jesus!"

:thumbsup:

Great movie.

The OP should stick to humor that's aimed at a, well, "more simple" audience.

Yeah because bowlers getting drunk, high, and dealing with kidnappers the way mentally retarded people would is above me.. yeah, that's it. I DID find it funny, you misphrased your little zinger there, I just didn't get the whole popularity of it.

obviously you didnt get it.

no need to get your panties in a bunch. if you dont like the movie don't watch it.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

teh suck

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
if you dont like the movie don't watch it.

I love it when folks say that line. It makes no sense