I just became ordained.

[DainBramaged]

You may now refer to me as Dr. Dain. Thank you, Universal Life Church. I follow in the steps of my mentor Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.

 

[OutHouse]

Congrats!

now you can open a christian sex shop.

 

[waggy]

hahahah

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Citrix
Congrats!

now you can open a christian sex shop.

:evil:

 

[So]

Ooh. Can I be a notary public...wait...no...that's a judge.

 

[InlineFive]

I don't believe it, coming from you.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: InlineFive
I don't believe it, coming from you.

Well, considering that I'm not prone to exaggeration or outright lying, I find no reason to *not* believe me, but I'll post a pic in a second.

 

[Atheus]

If you open a church you get tax breaks right?

 

[mugs]

Psssh, I've been ordained by the ULC for years. Even registered the username Reverend Mugs on AIM (I don't use it).

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: InlineFive
I don't believe it, coming from you.

All you have to do is fill out a form online and you're ordained...

 

[djheater]

I'm ordained too.

I always thought Reverend Heater had a nice ring to it.

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: Citrix
Congrats!

now you can open a christian sex shop.

...and I have just the product! It's a combination rosary and anal beads. Are you in? (no pun intended )

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: Citrix
Congrats!

now you can open a christian sex shop.

...and I have just the product! It's a combination rosary and anal beads. Are you in? (no pun intended )

ugh bad mental image..

 

[DainBramaged]

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/DainBramaged/P1020080.JPG

 

[Spacehead]

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: Citrix
Congrats!

now you can open a christian sex shop.

...and I have just the product! It's a combination rosary and anal beads. Are you in? (no pun intended )

Spittle on my monitor FTW :laugh:

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: djheater
I'm ordained too.

I always thought Reverend Heater had a nice ring to it.

The Reverend Horton Heater?

 

[MichaelD]

Assuming this is true...

I don't agree with calling some ordained minister "Doctor." It's disrespectful to those that actually studied something for a long time and had to pass many difficult tests.

I study some books on religion for a few months and I can be a minister too.

The First Holy Secretarian Unified Baptist-Methodial Church of His Holiness Heysoos Cristo - Dr. MichaelD, Pastor. :roll:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Assuming this is true...

I don't agree with calling some ordained minister "Doctor." It's disrespectful to those that actually studied something for a long time and had to pass many difficult tests.

I study some books on religion for a few months and I can be a minister too.

The First Holy Secretarian Unified Baptist-Methodial Church of His Holiness Heysoos Cristo - Dr. MichaelD, Pastor. :roll:

Don't be a hater because they overpaid and overstudied for their education when they TOO could have gotten it for free.

 

[Looney]

BWAHAHAHA that's hilarious!

 

[DVK916]

The ULC believe in god?

 

[Vegitto]

Damn, what's that cost? I wanna be a Dr., too .

 

[K1052]

There seem to be four rather grim looking horsemen outside my cubicle, should I be concerned?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Assuming this is true...

I don't agree with calling some ordained minister "Doctor." It's disrespectful to those that actually studied something for a long time and had to pass many difficult tests.

I study some books on religion for a few months and I can be a minister too.

The First Holy Secretarian Unified Baptist-Methodial Church of His Holiness Heysoos Cristo - Dr. MichaelD, Pastor. :roll:

Nice to meet another Dr. How the hell you been doing?

/puts on DOCTOR robe that ordained ministers get to wear
/thumps bible (2nd Edition of The Lost John Gospels) on table

I'm doing fine DOCTOR DAIN. Just fine. Got some lovely young cuties...er....FOLLOWERS in my Sunday service. Will be asking Mrs. Doctor Mike to stay home. Come to Heysoos Cristo, my honies....er...daughters of the savior!

 

[trmiv]

My Dad did the Universal Life Church thing to so he could perform the wedding for my wife and I.

 

[DVK916]

Do ministers who preach of god, realize the evil they are doing, really. It is one of the most disturbing professions ever.