I just became ordained.

[Platypus]

Did you get this so you could perform certain medical 'procedures' ?

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: trmiv
My Dad did the Universal Life Church thing to so he could perform the wedding for my wife and I.

Are you serious? If so then there's something wrong with you and your wife.

I signed up for this thing back in the late 90's, back then they let you pick from a slew of "titles" for yourself, but I'd never actually use my powers to marry people. Only for evil.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Platypus
Did you get this so you could perform certain medical 'procedures' ?

since when does he need a reason?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
Damn, what's that cost? I wanna be a Dr., too .

Totally free.

 

[meltdown75]

You should open up a Christian counseling clinic... maybe your buddies from 'Nam could use some couch time.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Platypus
Did you get this so you could perform certain medical 'procedures' ?

since when does he need a reason?

Makes the malpractice suit that much harder

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: trmiv
My Dad did the Universal Life Church thing to so he could perform the wedding for my wife and I.

Are you serious? If so then there's something wrong with you and your wife.

I signed up for this thing back in the late 90's, back then they let you pick from a slew of "titles" for yourself, but I'd never actually use my powers to marry people. Only for evil.

Yeah, I just got the list. I just changed my title from Father to Arch Bishop.

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: trmiv
My Dad did the Universal Life Church thing to so he could perform the wedding for my wife and I.

Are you serious? If so then there's something wrong with you and your wife.

I signed up for this thing back in the late 90's, back then they let you pick from a slew of "titles" for yourself, but I'd never actually use my powers to marry people. Only for evil.

I remember when Leo Laport married a couple on a live broadcast back in TechTV days.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
You may now refer to me as Dr. Dain. Thank you, Universal Life Church. I follow in the steps of my mentor Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.

Start selling miracle water stat.
j/k j/k

 

[zeruty]

I've been ordained by ULC for years also... just never wanted to PAY to get the certificate in the mail

Maybe I should...
Then I can set up a marriage service...
Provide my services for a reasonable fee... or Pro Bono at my discretion, pending a special "counseling" session between myself and the bride to be....

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: zeruty
I've been ordained by ULC for years also... just never wanted to PAY to get the certificate in the mail

Maybe I should...
Then I can set up a marriage service...
Provide my services for a reasonable fee... or Pro Bono at my discretion, pending a special "counseling" session between myself and the bride to be....

I didn't have to pay a penny for the certificate.

 

[Patt]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/DainBramaged/P1020080.JPG

Nice doily

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: Citrix
Congrats!

now you can open a christian sex shop.

link?

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: DVK916
Do ministers who preach of god, realize the evil they are doing, really. It is one of the most disturbing professions ever.

You never did answer my question in the other thread a few weeks back about what country you originally come from.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: trmiv
My Dad did the Universal Life Church thing to so he could perform the wedding for my wife and I.

i thought u had to get a license from the state else any dick, joe and harry can marry anyone by getting this worthless piece of paper? the result would chaos.

 

[acid45]

link??

 

[Unheard]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: DVK916
Do ministers who preach of god, realize the evil they are doing, really. It is one of the most disturbing professions ever.

You never did answer my question in the other thread a few weeks back about what country you originally come from.

He's a troll, what more did you expect?

Also, he probably came from the country of Chin.

 

[neovan]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: zeruty
I've been ordained by ULC for years also... just never wanted to PAY to get the certificate in the mail

Maybe I should...
Then I can set up a marriage service...
Provide my services for a reasonable fee... or Pro Bono at my discretion, pending a special "counseling" session between myself and the bride to be....

I didn't have to pay a penny for the certificate.

Where's the coupon? Was their a MIR?
Maybe you should post this in HD

 

[mugs]

Dain, you should have the mods change your name to OrdainBramaged

 

[DainBramaged]

http://www.ulchq.com/ordination.htm

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: trmiv
My Dad did the Universal Life Church thing to so he could perform the wedding for my wife and I.

Are you serious? If so then there's something wrong with you and your wife.

I signed up for this thing back in the late 90's, back then they let you pick from a slew of "titles" for yourself, but I'd never actually use my powers to marry people. Only for evil.

Why is there something wrong with me and my wife? The Universal Live Church's big business is ordaining people so they can marry others. Which is why if you go to their website, that's the main thing they talk about on the front page.

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: trmiv
My Dad did the Universal Life Church thing to so he could perform the wedding for my wife and I.

i thought u had to get a license from the state else any dick, joe and harry can marry anyone by getting this worthless piece of paper? the result would chaos.

He did get a license (well, he let the county know, you don't have to have a license to perform a marriage in California. ) You have to be an ordained minister to get the license though, ULC counts.

 

[zeruty]

Please understand that there is no such thing as "instant online ordination." A computer cannot ordain you. Your request must be reviewed before your ordination can be done legally. You cannot be issued a credential automatically by a computer!

Haha... Back when I became ordained on their site, it WAS instant... took about 30 seconds altogether.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: mugs
Dain, you should have the mods change your name to OrdainBramaged

Oh snap!! That's a good idea mugs.

 

[911paramedic]

I'm in!

Your holiness will do...

 

[WA261]

I Purchased one of those online, too. It is fun to show people and have them actually believe it! =)