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John Connor

John Connor

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zinfamous said:
terminator was defeated by a waitress. terminators have constantly and repeatedly been killed by humans, even with simple shots to the dome.

The predator is a skilled hunter and would just take that stupid thing out with it's shoulder laser before the slowass robot even knew it was being tracked.

Or, it could just lure it into an industrial press...because terminator is a dumbfuck machine.

Hell, terminator can't even kill the same douchebag kid, after how many attempts? :D

Besides, this was all solved in the Terminator vs Predator thread. Just beating the dead horse now.
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I don't think a shoulder fired laser can take out the aforementioned HKs. LOL Now if the Predator had a shoulder fired Westinghouse M-27 Phased Plasma Battle Rifle...
 
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Cheesemoo

Cheesemoo

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zinfamous said:
You want to take down Skynet?

simple.

Just introduce them to Predator.

Predator STOMPS! all terminators
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Nope, I am pretty sure since Skynet is a program the only thing that can take it down is the virus David Levinson developed back in 1996.
 
William Gaatjes

William Gaatjes

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John Connor said:
So after capturing a T-800 I acquired his damaged neural net processor. I had to daisy chain 4 PlayStation 4's together programed with some super modded code with a modified Unix kernel and I have been able to only decode the memory buffers so far. When I decoded the memory this is what I got. http://home.comcast.net/~silent-running/files/neural%20net%20processor.wmv

Would love to get my hands on a T-888 neural net processor, but the triple 8's have made it so that when the CPU is exposed to air the CPU burns up. So I and several engineers have come up with a room with a vacuum so that we can disassemble a triple 8.

We have found a flaw and we might be able to settle the score with Skynet once and for all. The weapon? An EMP. We discovered that the cybernetic organism based terminators are not grounded to earth so they are vulnerable to an EMP. It's the terminators without living tissue over metal exoskeleton that are grounded and most likely won't be affected by the EMP. Our General Dynamics RBS-80 Phased Plasma Pulse Gun's will have to be shielded along with our Westinghouse M-27 Phased Plasma Battle Rifle's.

The fight continues... This is John Connor.





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Why am i suddenly hungry for a chocolate bar ? :p

Did you make that yourself ?
Fun.
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

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John Connor said:
I don't think a shoulder fired laser can take out the aforementioned HKs. LOL Now if the Predator had a shoulder fired Westinghouse M-27 Phased Plasma Battle Rifle...
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they do have wrist-mounted thermonuclear devices. I'm sure that would do the trick.
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

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John Connor said:
Yes, but that would kill the Predator too. ROFL!
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sure, if they left it on their arms. keeping a live grenade in your hand will kill you, too, if you choose not to toss it.

that would be pretty stupid, wouldn't it? But that's the behavior of a mindless machine--not a sophisticated and highly evolved killer, like Predator.
 
John Connor

John Connor

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Well, by the time a Predator triggered the damn thing and try to run like hell amongst hundreds of terminators on the battle field, not to mention dodging flying HK's and HK tanks I think the bastard would die. LOL!

In the movie the Predator the nuke was a last ditch weapon. Death before dishonor sort of thing. And Predator laughed.

The T-888 is not "dumb." It is a highly sophisticated learning computer.
 
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mizzou

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William Gaatjes said:
That makes me ask the question : Will Google go military contracts ?
They probably already have been echelon for a while.
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amazon and google are the most likely suspects for a Skynet type company.

If you see anyone with google glasses...hide if you can...if you cannot, you must strike quickly to destroy the face recognition software. Once they scan your face, you are in Skynet.

THen they will outfit a T-888 or whatever OP said, and then send that robot to your house with amazon drones where it will take over your family....

At first the robot will be all nice and like, "hey I haven't listened to you in a while...how about this time be your time :D...I think you would like to watch xxxxx or xxxxx or xxxxx based on your previous viewing history." and then once your family unwittingly gives up all personal information, it will be too late.

Once your family is taken over, we will take to the sewers where we will start a grass-roots resistance led by Jesse Ventura.

Outfitted with spray painted football shoulder pads, punk rock spiky wrist bands, and sawed off shotguns, we somehow survive a decade without food, water, or anything.

THEN: the future man appears. He is like, I know how we can do this...I know how we can take over the world....and we are like whaaat?

AND THEN: We send him back into time....before the .com bubble. Future stranger then buys a shit ton of stock and sells it at the right time....then we tell him to invest somehow in the oil market before it peaked and crashed....THEN we tell him to start mining the fuck out of bitcoins and selling THOSE before it crashes! THEN WE HAVE THE MOTHER FUCKER BUY GOOGLE< BUY AMAZON< BUY THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING AND THEN WE WILL WIN THIS WAR> >:D >:D

Before he left to the past...I asked him his name....he gave me a steely glare and said..."Call me Bezos."

And with that, a tumbleweed drifted by and I had the strangest boner.
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

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John Connor said:
The T-888 is not "dumb." It is a highly sophisticated learning computer.
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It got killed by a crippled waitress that lead it into a steam press. Predator was too smart to climb under a giant tree with camouflaged spikes. Because, you know...predator is not an idiot machine.

:colbert:
 
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mizzou

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zinfamous said:
It got killed by a crippled waitress that lead it into a steam press. Predator was too smart to climb under a giant tree with camouflaged spikes. Because, you know...predator is not an idiot machine.

:colbert:
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aliens would fuck both of them up with their massive amounts of numbers and acid ejaculations
 
John Connor

John Connor

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I'm afraid your predicting a future like this. LOL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyw2yotN11E

mizzou said:
amazon and google are the most likely suspects for a Skynet type company.

If you see anyone with google glasses...hide if you can...if you cannot, you must strike quickly to destroy the face recognition software. Once they scan your face, you are in Skynet.

THen they will outfit a T-888 or whatever OP said, and then send that robot to your house with amazon drones where it will take over your family....

At first the robot will be all nice and like, "hey I haven't listened to you in a while...how about this time be your time :D...I think you would like to watch xxxxx or xxxxx or xxxxx based on your previous viewing history." and then once your family unwittingly gives up all personal information, it will be too late.

Once your family is taken over, we will take to the sewers where we will start a grass-roots resistance led by Jesse Ventura.

Outfitted with spray painted football shoulder pads, punk rock spiky wrist bands, and sawed off shotguns, we somehow survive a decade without food, water, or anything.

THEN: the future man appears. He is like, I know how we can do this...I know how we can take over the world....and we are like whaaat?

AND THEN: We send him back into time....before the .com bubble. Future stranger then buys a shit ton of stock and sells it at the right time....then we tell him to invest somehow in the oil market before it peaked and crashed....THEN we tell him to start mining the fuck out of bitcoins and selling THOSE before it crashes! THEN WE HAVE THE MOTHER FUCKER BUY GOOGLE< BUY AMAZON< BUY THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING AND THEN WE WILL WIN THIS WAR> >:D >:D

Before he left to the past...I asked him his name....he gave me a steely glare and said..."Call me Bezos."

And with that, a tumbleweed drifted by and I had the strangest boner.
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John Connor

John Connor

Lifer
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zinfamous said:
It got killed by a crippled waitress that lead it into a steam press. Predator was too smart to climb under a giant tree with camouflaged spikes. Because, you know...predator is not an idiot machine.

:colbert:
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That wasn't a triple 8! That was a T-800! Older model! LOL And I think the Predator knew the spikes were there because he can see infra red. So can a Terminator.
 
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zinfamous

zinfamous

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John Connor said:
That wasn't a triple 8! That was a T-800! Older model! LOL And I think the Predator knew the spikes were there because he can see infra red. So can a Terminator.
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spikes--in this case dead thorns--do not emit heat. Predator saw them because predator is smart. Predator is a hunter.

Terminator, like an armadillo, was not designed for brains. It assumes it is invulnerable, but falls prey to silly little traps and is rather easily killed by any number of humans.

If terminator were so spectacular, they would have wiped out humans in weeks. Yet, humans persist and not only do they take out all models of terminator in future wasteland, but any model sent back in time to kill that douchey kid get killed.
Had Skynet tried to take over Predator's home planet, they would have pistol-whipped those terminators in a matter of days and t-bagged Skynet's burned out husk of a console.
 
John Connor

John Connor

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So how is a Predator going to kill a Terminator again? LOL!

Keep in mind in T1 it was about luck. In T2 and T3 a terminator helps. In T4 another Terminator helps. It's not humans in the movies that can kill a Terminator it's other Terminators. In Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles a plasma gun is used, but the Terminator was able to put himself back together. Kinda stupid though. But Cameron a T-888 that protects John does all the work.

A plasma gun or a barrett sniper rifle to the head will kill a Terminator. Lasers and nukes would do jack. Then you have the HK's and hydrobots to worry about. Skynet is one hell of a mean force to reckon with.
 
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Kaido

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John Connor said:
So how is a Predator going to kill a Terminator again? LOL!

Keep in mind in T1 it was about luck. In T2 and T3 a terminator helps. In T4 another Terminator helps. It's not humans in the movies that can kill a Terminator it's other Terminators. In Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles a plasma gun is used, but the Terminator was able to put himself back together. Kinda stupid though. But Cameron a T-888 that protects John does all the work.

A plasma gun or a barrett sniper rifle to the head will kill a Terminator. Lasers and nukes would do jack. Then you have the HK's and hydrobots to worry about. Skynet is one hell of a mean force to reckon with.
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I like reading how much thought you have put into this :thumbsup:
 
Phoenix86

Phoenix86

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I like how you compare predator to skynet but forget about everything surrounding predator. Like the interstellar space crafts.
 
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