I have Skynet by the balls now!

John Connor

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So after capturing a T-800 I acquired his damaged neural net processor. I had to daisy chain 4 PlayStation 4's together programed with some super modded code with a modified Unix kernel and I have been able to only decode the memory buffers so far. When I decoded the memory this is what I got. https://www.adrive.com/public/BPj3hn/neural net processor.wmv

Would love to get my hands on a T-888 neural net processor, but the triple 8's have made it so that when the CPU is exposed to air the CPU burns up. So I and several engineers have come up with a room with a vacuum so that we can disassemble a triple 8.

We have found a flaw and we might be able to settle the score with Skynet once and for all. The weapon? An EMP. We discovered that the cybernetic organism based terminators are not grounded to earth so they are vulnerable to an EMP. It's the terminators without living tissue over metal exoskeleton that are grounded and most likely won't be affected by the EMP. Our General Dynamics RBS-80 Phased Plasma Pulse Gun's will have to be shielded along with our Westinghouse M-27 Phased Plasma Battle Rifle's.

The fight continues... This is John Connor.





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dust

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My future memory is a little hazy, soo.. which one's the T888 again?
 

Jeeebus

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dun dun dun dun dun

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Go ahead and admit it... you know you just sang the Terminator theme in your mind. I'M IN YOUR BRAIN.
 

dust

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Well I'm sold!

We'll fight till one like it's written in the books! Actually we can fight until 1:30 also, but the afternoon MUST be off:ninja:
 

Soccerman06

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It would be easier to fill the room with argon or helium rather than a full vacuum... just saying
 

mikeymikec

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"Come With Me If You Want To Live"

It's quicker to type if you Don't Capitalise The First Letter Of Every Word.

In other news, aren't testicles the very opposite thing to what Skynet would have?
I suggest changing the expression so it doesn't discriminate against AIs.
 
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88keys

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I named my NAS Skynet.

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Still waiting for it to become sentient and take over the world.