i have no control, i keep eating and eating

Schadenfroh

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i bought me this huge drum of reeces peanut butter cups, downed 15 of them so far, i got a bag of chocolate covered pecans, so far those are going quick. i have already eating half an italian cream cake (probably about a 6x6x2 square) 1/10 of a honey rosted turkey breast, 2 donuts, stove top stuffing, green bean casserol, 10 chess squares, i got the bag of reeces, and i cant stop! All this after eating prime rib sandwhiches, breadpudding, onion rings and fries yesterday



GOD I LOVE EASTER AND MY ARTERIES ARE HARDENING
 

Schadenfroh

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few respones out of the way


Stop Posting


Ban Him


Your a fat idiot


What a waiste of bandwidth
 

sash1

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I've eaten a bowl of cheerios, a sandwich, and a few pretzels today

`K
 

Rudee

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We're having a few friends over for dinner tonight. Gf made a Ham and a Turkey. Green beans, carrots and potatoes as well. She also made this amazing Peach Shortcake which is to die for.
 

CanOWorms

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i know what you're talking about. I celebrated by having boiled monkey brains, raw alligator eyeballs, baked elephant tongue, and some fried snake heads for breakfast
 

boomdart

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I have no control
Craving to eat the treats, and
I can't stop posting

A nice little haiku I've written for ya

I write haikus in my head all the time... My newest fav:

Looking through the glass
Past a glass pane, I can see
Tons of killer bees

So easy to adjust
Dials on the radio
D_mn vcr clocks

I am a petal
I hate flapping in the wind
God d_mn butterflies
 

BigPoppa

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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
i bought me this huge drum of reeces peanut butter cups, downed 15 of them so far, i got a bag of chocolate covered pecans, so far those are going quick. i have already eating half an italian cream cake (probably about a 6x6x2 square) 1/10 of a honey rosted turkey breast, 2 donuts, stove top stuffing, green bean casserol, 10 chess! squares, i got the bag of reeces, and i cant stop! All this after eating prime rib sandwhiches, breadpudding, onion rings and fries yesterday



GOD I LOVE EASTER AND MY ARTERIES ARE HARDENING

You know you have a problem when board games become fine dining material.
 

Regs

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somebody get a vid of someone exploding from extreme obesity. It should be quite interesting.

I got a flash back of one of Monty Python's Flying Circus skits. =)

I just a whole fudge egg, so I know how ya feel. I think im going to puke it up later, so no big deal. :evil:
 

jsbush

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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
i bought me this huge drum of reeces peanut butter cups, downed 15 of them so far, i got a bag of chocolate covered pecans, so far those are going quick. i have already eating half an italian cream cake (probably about a 6x6x2 square) 1/10 of a honey rosted turkey breast, 2 donuts, stove top stuffing, green bean casserol, 10 chess squares, i got the bag of reeces, and i cant stop! All this after eating prime rib sandwhiches, breadpudding, onion rings and fries yesterday



GOD I LOVE EASTER AND MY ARTERIES ARE HARDENING

Awww you poor thing!
 

RobCur

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don't worry, just eat to your heart's content. love to eat? hate to get fat? but its ok, obesity is the norm for America. It doens't matter what you eat, everything is loaded with fats :D

 

thirtythree

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it's strange, it seems like this thread has been at the top all day, yet there are only 23 replies.

edit: okay, maybe I'm just going crazy.