i have no control, i keep eating and eating

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: boomdart
I have no control
Craving to eat the treats, and
I can't stop posting

A nice little haiku I've written for ya

I write haikus in my head all the time... My newest fav:

Looking through the glass
Past a glass pane, I can see
Tons of killer bees

So easy to adjust
Dials on the radio
D_mn vcr clocks

I am a petal
I hate flapping in the wind
God d_mn butterflies

I'm going to remember you.

 

[0roo0roo]

schadenfreude indeed...

 

[AIWGuru]

How much do you weigh, fatass?

 

[oniq]

1/10th of a breast? What a man!

 

[aircooled]

was there any weed involved?

 

[Bowmaster]

It's not what you put in your piehole that worries me - it's what comes out the back end. That is going to HURTTTTTTttttttttttttttttttttttt....................

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: GoodDad
if you explode, take pics

please tell me we're not talking about bowel movements here. :Q

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Bowmaster
It's not what you put in your piehole that worries me - it's what comes out the back end. That is going to HURTTTTTTttttttttttttttttttttttt....................

Only if he's been swallowing the bones and wrappers.

 

[Nanotech]

Originally posted by: aircooled
was there any weed involved?

My thoughts, exactly...

 

So don't buy the stuff. I hate when people complain about not being able to stop eating, yet they keep buying the food. For me, it's a financial issue. I can't afford all sorts of yummy food, so I end up eating homemade chili, spaghetti and/or fruits and veggies.

 

[StageLeft]

I can't stop on chocolate either. I almost have resolved myself of any responsibility in the matter. I understand now how alcoholics can be the way they are. I'm a chocoholic.