i have never read a book in my life

[edprush]

I have graduated high school and college and I have never read a book.

I have tried on several occasions but I am just not able to do it.

 

[Afrotech]

 

[yllus]

You're missing out. I am at least 10x more knowledgable now than I would have been if I wasn't a fiend for reading.

 

[jagec]

You can't graduate high school and college without reading a single book. Unless you got your degree from the University of Phoenix?

 

[Azraele]

That's sad.

 

[vood0g]

you must be so proud of yourself.

 

[Sex Smurf]

Do I need to send Lou Ferrigno to your house to tell you "Reading Is Fundamental"?

 

[VictorLazlo]

Reading is cool.

Just ask Lavar Burton.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: edprush
I have graduated high school and college and I have never read a book.

I have tried on several occasions but I am just not able to do it.

WTF was your major?!??! Color appreciation? underwater basket weaving?


Ausm

 

[GasX]

h0ok3d 0n ph0n1c5 w3rk3d 4 m3!

 

[Fritzo]

I can't read books cover to cover either. I start skipping pages and chapters I'm too impatient. Print isn't a fast enough interface for me.

 

[y2kc]

I once worked with a guy like you... he died.

 

[Kibbo]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I can't read books cover to cover either. I start skipping pages and chapters I'm too impatient. Print isn't a fast enough interface for me.

Get Ritalin.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: jagec
You can't graduate high school and college without reading a single book.

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: Kibbo

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I can't read books cover to cover either. I start skipping pages and chapters I'm too impatient. Print isn't a fast enough interface for me.

Get Ritalin.

:thumbsup:

 

[Zysoclaplem]

You could always try eating the pages, and absorbing the knowledge.

 

[PanzerIV]

You're really missing out on a lot. I am glad I'm not like that.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: yllus
You're missing out.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Kibbo

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I can't read books cover to cover either. I start skipping pages and chapters I'm too impatient. Print isn't a fast enough interface for me.

Get Ritalin.

Or learn to read faster. Print is a fast interface, it's just that it usually offers much more content than your average Hollywood movie. In that way, you get closer to the characters and the story. With movies, I feel I've divorced the story immediately after leaving the theater.

 

[shenaniganz]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
h0ok3d 0n ph0n1c5 w3rk3d 4 m3!

The big yellow one is the sun.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: Azraele
That's sad.

^

 

[HamSupLo]

ADD?

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: jagec
You can't graduate high school and college without reading a single book. Unless you got your degree from the University of Phoenix?

That was true at one time, but today you practically have to quit school in order to not graduate.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: shenaniganz

Originally posted by: Mwilding
h0ok3d 0n ph0n1c5 w3rk3d 4 m3!

The big yellow one is the sun.

It's a cup of dirt!

 

[Sex Smurf]

He must be some professional athlete. . .just trying to figure out which one. . .