i have never read a book in my life

[GiLtY]

Originally posted by: yllus
You're missing out. I am at least 10x more knowledgable now than I would have been if I wasn't a fiend for reading.

Recommend me books sully

--GiLtY

 

[yllus]

What kinda books you like, Gilty?

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: DaiShan

Originally posted by: Azraele
That's sad.

^

 

[Bootprint]

Start off slowly

Then work you way up to this.

 

[shenaniganz]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: shenaniganz

Originally posted by: Mwilding
h0ok3d 0n ph0n1c5 w3rk3d 4 m3!

The big yellow one is the sun.

It's a cup of dirt!

Just put an F on there and let me go home.

 

[pancho619]

[obligatory]I call shens![/obligatory]

Pix of HS Diploma & College Degree? hehe

 

[bengorkor]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Then work you way up to this.

:thumbsup:
"used starting from $0.01"
rofl

 

[pulse8]

I graduated HS and College with only reading 3 or so books. I don't like reading books so I don't do it.

 

[JetsFanatic]

Do you have ADD??

 

[PrinceofWands]

*weeps openly at the very thought*

 

[MisfitsFiend]

Reading is cool.

Just ask Lavar Burton.

:music: take a look...it's in a book....Reading Rainbow...something something fly....:music:

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: shenaniganz

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: shenaniganz

Originally posted by: Mwilding
h0ok3d 0n ph0n1c5 w3rk3d 4 m3!

The big yellow one is the sun.

It's a cup of dirt!

Just put an F on there and let me go home.

Ok, can we got get a snowcone after?

 

[pancho619]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend

Reading is cool.

Just ask Lavar Burton.

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:music: take a look...it's in a book....Reading Rainbow...butterflies in the sky...I can fly twice as high....:music:

:laugh:

Don't ask how I know that.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: edprush
I have graduated high school and college and I have never read a book.

I have tried on several occasions but I am just not able to do it.

That's great.

NOW WHERE ARE MY FSCKING FRIES!?!?!? :|

 

[notfred]

I probably haven't read more than half a dozen books cover to cover. I find reading fiction boring, and when reading non-fiction I generally skip to the sections I'm interested in.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: edprush

I have tried on several occasions but I am just not able to do it.

Several occasions?

Does that mean in 20+ years, the number of times you've attempted to read a book can be counted on your fingers?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: edprush
I have graduated high school and college and I have never read a book.

I have tried on several occasions but I am just not able to do it.

That's great.

NOW WHERE ARE MY FSCKING FRIES!?!?!? :|

/hammers vigorously on "Ring Bell for Service" bell

Come on, Register Jockey, get your ass in gear!

- M4H

 

[MisfitsFiend]

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Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend

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Reading is cool.

Just ask Lavar Burton.
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take a look...it's in a book....Reading Rainbow...butterflies in the sky...I can fly twice as high....
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Don't ask how I know that.

Thanks pancho...that would have bugged me all day in my head the song kept jumping into Bette middler at the fly part...really confusing!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: edprush
I have graduated high school and college and I have never read a book.

I have tried on several occasions but I am just not able to do it.

That's great.

NOW WHERE ARE MY FSCKING FRIES!?!?!? :|

/hammers vigorously on "Ring Bell for Service" bell

Come on, Register Jockey, get your ass in gear!

- M4H

That Quarter Pounder's not going to make itself, Mitch!

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Then work you way up to this.

Oh man! I've got to read that one, but not until I finish reading this website.

 

[Muse]

It was a while before I read my first. I was very glad when I did get into it, though, and it wasn't because there was a monkey off my back - it was because I loved the books I was reading. My first love was science fiction. I don't remember how I got into it. Well, it was probably because I made friends with a grown man (I was somewhere between 11 and 13 at the time, I guess), and he (very early 20's, and majoring in engineering) was into science fiction. He turned me on to some books. Let's see... Robert Heinlein's "The Puppet Masters" comes to mind. After that, I read a lot of other science fiction, including more novels and some short stories collections. I really loved the stuff. Not much into reading books lately, but I did read one recently, Laura Hillenbrand's (SP?) "Seabiscuit." That was an engrossing book.

 

[eigen]

Can I ask what it is you do for a living?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: edprush
I have graduated high school and college and I have never read a book.

I have tried on several occasions but I am just not able to do it.

That's great.

NOW WHERE ARE MY FSCKING FRIES!?!?!? :|

/hammers vigorously on "Ring Bell for Service" bell

Come on, Register Jockey, get your ass in gear!

- M4H

That Quarter Pounder's not going to make itself, Mitch!

I SAID WITH CHEESE, DAMN IT!

- M4H

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: eigen
Can I ask what it is you do for a living?

He's probably a self-made millionaire and I'm going to be force to super-size and eat my words.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: eigen
Can I ask what it is you do for a living?

He's probably a self-made millionaire and I'm going to be force to super-size and eat my words.

Thanks to the documentary, you can no longer get "Supersized" at McDumbasses.

On a related note, someone spraypainted "GET FAT" over the last word on all the "Go Directly to McDonald's and Play" Monopoly billboards.

- M4H