I have literally no money right now

[Fritzo]

I just emptied out my wallet:

 

[Rakehellion]

- Life lessons from Fergie

Ugh, gold-digging women disgust me. That and waifish women.

 

[brianmanahan]

And the Hillary Clinton no money.

hillary clinton no money is like ATOT #MINO :biggrin:

 

[Rakehellion]

I just emptied out my wallet:

Is that a rare Amazonian tsetse moth you have? Those are worth over $100,000!

 

[manimal]

temp agency. there saturday-sunday jobs in NYC aplenty. Load up on staples like a few lbs of rice etc and be frugal for a few months and you will get ahead bro. Winter sucked in NYC and it can be a depressing place so hang in there man

 

[brianmanahan]

you do contracting, right? any possibility of finding a full time job?

 

[Rakehellion]

temp agency. there saturday-sunday jobs in NYC aplenty. Load up on staples like a few lbs of rice etc and be frugal for a few months and you will get ahead bro. Winter sucked in NYC and it can be a depressing place so hang in there man

I'be been looking for temp jobs for the last month.

 

[moonbogg]

And the Hillary Clinton no money.

Oh that was a good one. I really enjoyed that. Trying to manage several mansions and properties on a few million a year must be tough.

 

[Fritzo]

Is that a rare Amazonian tsetse moth you have? Those are worth over $100,000!

Exactly! I was just bragging how rich I am

 

[dank69]

10 dollar range you probably get some old washed up toothless dancer with a limp dick

D:

 

[Rakehellion]

you do contracting, right? any possibility of finding a full time job?

I've never had a 9-to-5 in my life. I wouldn't even know where to begin. I've looked at a few places and we weren't that impressed with each other.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I've never had a 9-to-5 in my life. I wouldn't even know where to begin. I've looked at a few places and we weren't that impressed with each other.

Well, you don't seem to be in a position where you can afford to be picky as to where you work, so you not being impressed with them shouldn't be a consideration.

As for them not being impressed with you, that could be an issue.

 

[IronWing]

Ugh, gold-digging women disgust me. That and waifish women.

Fergie's rich and not a waif so you're good to take her advice.

 

[Platypus]

I'm not broke and I'd enroll in that! Getting money to show my penis? I've done it so much for free, this feels like a win!

and yet no PM was received :hmm:

 

[Rakehellion]

Fergie's rich and not a waif so you're good to take her advice.

I wouldn't fuck Fergie with a stolen dick.

And most rich women got it from their husbands.

 

[Rakehellion]

Well, you don't seem to be in a position where you can afford to be picky as to where you work, so you not being impressed with them shouldn't be a consideration.

As for them not being impressed with you, that could be an issue.

Sure, I'll make someone's coffee. But getting a job isn't as easy as Romney makes it out to be.

 

[maddogchen]

I wanted to get a drink from the vending machine but when I got there and opened up my wallet, I had nothing smaller than a $20 bill....no soda for me....damn...

 

[Rakehellion]

I wanted to get a drink from the vending machine but when I got there and opened up my wallet, I had nothing smaller than a $20 bill....no soda for me....damn...

Your machine doesn't take credit cards? Plebe.

I haven't seen a vending machine in years. All we have are corner stores around here.

 

[brianmanahan]

Sure, I'll make someone's coffee. But getting a job isn't as easy as Romney makes it out to be.

there is usually a lot of demand for software devs though

 

[Capt Caveman]

Sucks to be the OP. Thankfully, money is not some thing I worry about.

 

[brianmanahan]

Sucks to be the OP. Thankfully, money is not some thing I worry about.

how captain caveman sleeps at night:

 

[MongGrel]

how captain caveman sleeps at night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrBbMZk4vY4

 

[Capt Caveman]

how captain caveman sleeps at night:

I wonder if that would be good for my bad back.

 

[MongGrel]

Couldn't hurt it much.

I'd like to try it myself.

 

[brianmanahan]

I wonder if that would be good for my bad back.

get over to the bank this afternoon, ask for your entire savings in 1$ bills, give it a try tonight, and let us know how it feels!

ATOT will be indebted to you (nonmonetarily of course as some of us are broke )