I Have Buttered My Cat

[Harvey]

This thread reminds me of an idea from the old magazine, Omni:

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet.

When toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side face down.

Therefore, it should be possible to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat such that the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground.

Given a sufficiently large buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily be built to link New York with Chicago.

 

[Psycho18]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: biostud666
This cat also seems to have lots of fun

Looks like that cat churns his own butter

ROFL!!!

 

[Night201]

Nebor should not have a cat. That's mean.

 

[boomdart]

The poor cat's trying to lick the butter, haha!

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Harvey
This thread reminds me of an idea from the old magazine, Omni:

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet.

When toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side face down.

Therefore, it should be possible to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat such that the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground.

Given a sufficiently large buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily be built to link New York with Chicago.

Hahahahaha!

 

[Atomic Rooster]

ROFLMAO @ Harvey!!!

That's pure genious. I wonder if it has been tried yet? :laugh:

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Night201
Nebor should not have a cat. That's mean.

About as mean as giving him a bath in milk....

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

I think im older and weirder than you are, Nebor.

 

[Slacker]

WTF??

 

[Ameesh]

is this some wierd beastiality sh!t? wtf?!

 

[biostud]

which cat stole my drugs

 

[Jeff7181]

No offense Nebor, but WTF is wrong with you?

 

[Megatomic]

This was the funniest thread I've read in a long time.

 

[brxndxn]

LOL!!! I would have been shouting 'take that' to that cat.. Cats always think they are better than you. They deserve to be buttered.

 

[imported_Pablo]

WWWWWTTTTTFFFFFF

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: iloveme2
Alright can someone explain to me WTF is going on here? Why did he put butter on his cats head???

It was recommended in other threads that you put butter on a cat to make another cat like it. I decided my cat could use a self esteem boost, so I buttered him up. Now he really likes himself!

LMFAO

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: iloveme2
Alright can someone explain to me WTF is going on here? Why did he put butter on his cats head???

It was recommended in other threads that you put butter on a cat to make another cat like it. I decided my cat could use a self esteem boost, so I buttered him up. Now he really likes himself!

LMFAO

Make sure to catch my thread from last night where he nearly died when I fed him some steak.

 

[pyonir]

:Q